BryceBryceBaby
@bryguy42069.bsky.social
Cat Dad (father of dragons), amateur cook, movie & tv watcher, word mispronouncer, gamer (ps4), idiot
Can someone make a supercut of the #MormonWives abdominals, please? #SecretLivesOfMormonWives
December 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Can someone make a supercut of the #MormonWives abdominals, please? #SecretLivesOfMormonWives
Lucille being Lucille #CatsOfBlueSky
December 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Lucille being Lucille #CatsOfBlueSky
Whenever I go to donate plasma it’s like the Gathering of the Uncs
December 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Whenever I go to donate plasma it’s like the Gathering of the Uncs
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Vatican Formally Recognizes First Gen Z Demon https://theonion.com/vatican-formally-recognizes-first-gen-z-demon/
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Vatican Formally Recognizes First Gen Z Demon https://theonion.com/vatican-formally-recognizes-first-gen-z-demon/
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New EPA Study Finds 98% Of U.S. Mop Water Fucking Nasty As Hell https://theonion.com/new-epa-study-finds-98-of-u-s-mop-water-fucking-nasty-1819771574/
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New EPA Study Finds 98% Of U.S. Mop Water Fucking Nasty As Hell https://theonion.com/new-epa-study-finds-98-of-u-s-mop-water-fucking-nasty-1819771574/
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
Thank you for your attention to this matter
“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Happy thanksgiving mufuckas
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happy thanksgiving mufuckas
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Calling the national crisis “a complete justification” for additional airstrikes on boats purportedly trafficking narcotics, the Pentagon issued a statement Tuesday blaming Venezuela for th...
theonion.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel
M3gan and M3gan2.0 are the Terminator and Terminator 2 of the new generation
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
M3gan and M3gan2.0 are the Terminator and Terminator 2 of the new generation
You can use a credit card at a dispensary right?
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
You can use a credit card at a dispensary right?
People who make tv shows: do you realize that having multiple years between seasons is the greatest business method ever? Literally no one loses interest
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
People who make tv shows: do you realize that having multiple years between seasons is the greatest business method ever? Literally no one loses interest
Crazy how Paul Walker dated a 16 year old kid in his thirties and no one cared
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Crazy how Paul Walker dated a 16 year old kid in his thirties and no one cared
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
Am vet, can relate
Former Army Sniper Struggling To Readjust To Being Near Stuff https://theonion.com/former-army-sniper-struggling-to-readjust-to-being-near-stuff/
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Am vet, can relate
It’s funny how pickles aren’t called “pickled cucumbers”
Everything else that’s pickled is called “pickled and whatever it is. Garlic or something”
No one ever asks for a pickle and they get a pickled carrot
Everything else that’s pickled is called “pickled and whatever it is. Garlic or something”
No one ever asks for a pickle and they get a pickled carrot
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It’s funny how pickles aren’t called “pickled cucumbers”
Everything else that’s pickled is called “pickled and whatever it is. Garlic or something”
No one ever asks for a pickle and they get a pickled carrot
Everything else that’s pickled is called “pickled and whatever it is. Garlic or something”
No one ever asks for a pickle and they get a pickled carrot
Lesbians like fake penises but gay guys don’t like fake vaginas 🤷♂️
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Lesbians like fake penises but gay guys don’t like fake vaginas 🤷♂️
It sucks that I can’t be the first white man to do anything because we’ve done everything 🤷🏿♂️
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It sucks that I can’t be the first white man to do anything because we’ve done everything 🤷🏿♂️
How weird is it that some people get triggered by Greta Thunberg and other people get triggered by Sydney Sweeney and they’re the same people #HowDareYou
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
How weird is it that some people get triggered by Greta Thunberg and other people get triggered by Sydney Sweeney and they’re the same people #HowDareYou