BryceBryceBaby
@bryguy42069.bsky.social
Cat Dad (father of dragons), amateur cook, movie & tv watcher, word mispronouncer, gamer (ps4), idiot
Reposted by BryceBryceBaby
Conservatives Boycott All Forms Of Entertainment
Conservatives Boycott All Forms Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—Decrying the un-American nature of any activity intended to provide amusement or the slightest bit of diversion, conservatives across the country announced an immediate boycott Tuesday of a...
theonion.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Conservatives Boycott All Forms Of Entertainment
Why are people so surprised that a big, fat, white, southern, christian with face tattoos is #MAGANAZI ?
#JellyRoll
#JellyRoll
February 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Why are people so surprised that a big, fat, white, southern, christian with face tattoos is #MAGANAZI ?
#JellyRoll
#JellyRoll
In 2026 let’s start calling it “Mail of Color” and not “Blackmail”
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
In 2026 let’s start calling it “Mail of Color” and not “Blackmail”
Bazongas
New Sydney Sweeney Lingerie Line Will Accommodate Sizes Humungo Through Awooga
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Bazongas
Reposted by BryceBryceBaby
No One Notices Area Man's Marginal Attempts To Change
January 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM
No One Notices Area Man's Marginal Attempts To Change
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
January 24, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I’m number one! I’m number one!
January 24, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I’m number one! I’m number one!
I 🩷kissing titties
January 21, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I 🩷kissing titties
Reposted by BryceBryceBaby
Reposted by BryceBryceBaby
Dwayne Johnson Intrigued After Learning About Special Trophy For Good Actors https://theonion.com/dwayne-johnson-intrigued-after-learning-about-special-trophy-for-good-actors/
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Dwayne Johnson Intrigued After Learning About Special Trophy For Good Actors https://theonion.com/dwayne-johnson-intrigued-after-learning-about-special-trophy-for-good-actors/
January 19, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Reposted by BryceBryceBaby
“In our continuing fight to make America great again, it is vital we maintain Republican control of the government so we can ensure the extrajudicial killing of all U.S. citizens at the hands of ICE officers,” said Republican National Committee chair Joe Gruters
GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
WASHINGTON—Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders released an updated party platform Tuesday to introduce their official “ICE kills everyone” ag...
theonion.com
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“In our continuing fight to make America great again, it is vital we maintain Republican control of the government so we can ensure the extrajudicial killing of all U.S. citizens at the hands of ICE officers,” said Republican National Committee chair Joe Gruters
What ever happened to #BuffyTheDickSlayer?
January 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
What ever happened to #BuffyTheDickSlayer?
Reposted by BryceBryceBaby
Area Man Knows When He Not Welcome In Children’s Museum https://theonion.com/area-man-knows-when-he-not-welcome-in-childrens-museum/
January 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Area Man Knows When He Not Welcome In Children’s Museum https://theonion.com/area-man-knows-when-he-not-welcome-in-childrens-museum/
The Avengers & The Justice League knew they were there and they did nothing!
Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs https://theonion.com/melting-ice-caps-expose-hundreds-of-secret-arctic-lairs-1819571016/
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
The Avengers & The Justice League knew they were there and they did nothing!
Reposted by BryceBryceBaby
This is not a paid advertisement. Subscribe at membership.theonion.com to receive the newspaper and see more print-exclusive content.
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This is not a paid advertisement. Subscribe at membership.theonion.com to receive the newspaper and see more print-exclusive content.
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Reposted by BryceBryceBaby
Study Finds 93% Of Murders Solved By Consulting Victim’s Pet Parrot https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Study Finds 93% Of Murders Solved By Consulting Victim’s Pet Parrot https://theonion.com/study-finds-93-of-murders-solved-by-consulting-victims-pet-parrot/
Reposted by BryceBryceBaby
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-brings-back-beloved-snack-rat/
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-brings-back-beloved-snack-rat/
Children commit certain crimes & are tried as adults but a 24 year old isn’t capable of being in a relationship with an older person because their frontal lobe hasn’t fully formed & are therefore infants who can’t make decisions themselves
December 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Children commit certain crimes & are tried as adults but a 24 year old isn’t capable of being in a relationship with an older person because their frontal lobe hasn’t fully formed & are therefore infants who can’t make decisions themselves
What’s up with Nicki Minaj these days?
December 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What’s up with Nicki Minaj these days?
Hey if you’re an independent bossbabe, then why don’t you cough up a little cash when the check comes, fierce queen? #BossBabe #Queen #Fierce #HowAboutYouPay
December 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Hey if you’re an independent bossbabe, then why don’t you cough up a little cash when the check comes, fierce queen? #BossBabe #Queen #Fierce #HowAboutYouPay
Me when I don’t have my squattypotty
December 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Me when I don’t have my squattypotty