Bryan Westby
@bryanwestby.bsky.social
Author of comedy thriller and satire. I do my own stunts.
"Do you have enough love in your heart to go and get your hands dirty?" Grandson
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"Do you have enough love in your heart to go and get your hands dirty?" Grandson
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TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
Is it ironic Abraham Lincoln created Thanksgiving during the Civil War back when there was a good chance a relative or two was a Confederate?
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Is it ironic Abraham Lincoln created Thanksgiving during the Civil War back when there was a good chance a relative or two was a Confederate?
There's absolutely no scientific evidence that condoms cause autism, and I don't know why anyone would spread that rumor.
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There's absolutely no scientific evidence that condoms cause autism, and I don't know why anyone would spread that rumor.
Artificial Intelligence is like improv comedy; after enough volume, exposure, and feedback you start to recognize patterns (that's what she said) and over time something will hit.
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Artificial Intelligence is like improv comedy; after enough volume, exposure, and feedback you start to recognize patterns (that's what she said) and over time something will hit.
When the government reconvenes and the Epstein files are presented, Trump is looking at 20 years, although he would be more attracted to 14.
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
When the government reconvenes and the Epstein files are presented, Trump is looking at 20 years, although he would be more attracted to 14.
Hey, it's just the alcohol talking, all right? And the alcohol says, "This guy is fucking drunk."
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Hey, it's just the alcohol talking, all right? And the alcohol says, "This guy is fucking drunk."
What if the flashing seat belt sign on your dashboard was actually an alert telling you it's time to do yoga?
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
What if the flashing seat belt sign on your dashboard was actually an alert telling you it's time to do yoga?
What if Superman is only saving the world to get laid? Still counts, right?
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What if Superman is only saving the world to get laid? Still counts, right?
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"...and so, Emma and her sister wives, will load ourselves into the wagons and head West, with our nurse-dolphin Maria in her own salt-water wagon, we will pledge each mile for cancer kids, who will totally get all your donations.."
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"...and so, Emma and her sister wives, will load ourselves into the wagons and head West, with our nurse-dolphin Maria in her own salt-water wagon, we will pledge each mile for cancer kids, who will totally get all your donations.."
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DOWN GOES PEE WEE GERMAN!
DOWN GOES COUNT WANKULA!
DOWN GOES COUNT WANKULA!
September 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
DOWN GOES PEE WEE GERMAN!
DOWN GOES COUNT WANKULA!
DOWN GOES COUNT WANKULA!
How to stop Trump: turn off the escalator.
September 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
How to stop Trump: turn off the escalator.
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Most blue whales are right-handed.
September 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Most blue whales are right-handed.
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August 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Keep in mind that EVERYTHING he says or does going forward is to distract from the EPSTEIN files.
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
August 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Keep in mind that EVERYTHING he says or does going forward is to distract from the EPSTEIN files.
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
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Some important facts about Greg Abbott.
August 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Some important facts about Greg Abbott.
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If he's somehow allowed to run again, there's only one suitable candidate to run against him: BARACK OBAMA.
#PoeticJustice ⚖️
#PoeticJustice ⚖️
August 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If he's somehow allowed to run again, there's only one suitable candidate to run against him: BARACK OBAMA.
#PoeticJustice ⚖️
#PoeticJustice ⚖️
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They found the missing sections of the Constitution!
Everything will be fine now.
Everything will be fine now.
August 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
They found the missing sections of the Constitution!
Everything will be fine now.
Everything will be fine now.
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i used to do a lot of charity fundraising through free patreon posts, but theyre now getting blocked for 'erotic contect.' SO BEFORE ITS TAKEN DOWN here is the project i did with @jamieloftus.bsky.social to raise funds for streetfood vendors affected by ICE raids www.patreon.com/posts/this-l...
This Lesbian Hot Dog Gets Me Off Also She Is A Doctor Also She Is Vegan. Special edition audiobook read by Jamie Loftus | Chuck Tingle
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August 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i used to do a lot of charity fundraising through free patreon posts, but theyre now getting blocked for 'erotic contect.' SO BEFORE ITS TAKEN DOWN here is the project i did with @jamieloftus.bsky.social to raise funds for streetfood vendors affected by ICE raids www.patreon.com/posts/this-l...
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Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
August 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Congratulations, sir! Appearing on South Park is an honor, indeed. Not only have you "finally made it", you had the best line of dialogue in the show.
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
Good luck with your love of furniture and your continuing EPSTEIN Cover-Up,
Mar🐫
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We have hit pay dirt, so please stop talking about what we will forever call "the Jeffrey EPSTEIN Hoax"
Sadly, his PAST supporters have bought into this "bullshit" hook, line and sinker.
We should just be grateful he doesn't want their support anymore & stick together like glue.
#EPSTEINS4EVER
Sadly, his PAST supporters have bought into this "bullshit" hook, line and sinker.
We should just be grateful he doesn't want their support anymore & stick together like glue.
#EPSTEINS4EVER
July 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We have hit pay dirt, so please stop talking about what we will forever call "the Jeffrey EPSTEIN Hoax"
Sadly, his PAST supporters have bought into this "bullshit" hook, line and sinker.
We should just be grateful he doesn't want their support anymore & stick together like glue.
#EPSTEINS4EVER
Sadly, his PAST supporters have bought into this "bullshit" hook, line and sinker.
We should just be grateful he doesn't want their support anymore & stick together like glue.
#EPSTEINS4EVER
The only character in The Matrix that complained about being woke (Cypher) was the one who betrayed his fellow humans against the dystopian machine that enslaved the entire human race.
July 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The only character in The Matrix that complained about being woke (Cypher) was the one who betrayed his fellow humans against the dystopian machine that enslaved the entire human race.
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When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
July 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.