eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

This is just to say

I have fired
the bureaucrats
throughout
your government

Even the ones
that were probably
keeping planes
in the air

Forgive me
I am not very smart
So efficiency
Much savings

What in the Temu Tom Cruise?

Current speaker in my meeting is pronouncing "corps" as "corpse", and since it's Diversity Corps, it's oddly appropriate.

I could make a meal of buttered toast and coffee.

During this open enrollment season, please remember that Medicare Advantage generates a profit for the insurance companies.

Surround yourself with the kind of people who treat the Oxford comma like the wondrous beauty that it is.

CMS standards impact every single health insurance out there. Dr. Oz's confirmation is certainly outside of anything I would consider "best practice". Ye gods.

Sleep is very important, which is why it’s one of the first things I do after my alarm goes off in the morning.

Saw a Cyber truck in the grocery store parking lots t last week with the bumper sticker "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy." I might quibble with the timeline, but appreciate the current awareness.

If it helps, here's the 2020 timeline of when stuff was called

Fani Willis's reelection makes me happy.