🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner
@bryangarner.bsky.social
My improv diary (talkin' to myself and making notes). Content strategy and franchise management, but no work stuff mentioned. Gardening. Pets. Gratitude. Improv. I still think MAGAts are f*tards, but won't mention it (much).
What a bonkers line. Sign of the times, I guess.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What a bonkers line. Sign of the times, I guess.
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Johnny, rosin' up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Johnny, rosin' up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul
Maybe JB can get djt out of social and show up Elon both, with one move?
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Maybe JB can get djt out of social and show up Elon both, with one move?
He even looks like Neville Chamberlain
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
He even looks like Neville Chamberlain
Live look at Stephen Miller...
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Live look at Stephen Miller...
Evergreen for this administration. In every district, for every purpose.
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Evergreen for this administration. In every district, for every purpose.
One more fish-fry and we should be in a good spot to take over the world...
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
One more fish-fry and we should be in a good spot to take over the world...
Dom DeLouise was funny in the role. I don't like how trump plays it.
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Dom DeLouise was funny in the role. I don't like how trump plays it.
Who did this?
October 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Who did this?
"As a result of the class action settlement from OUR DATA BREACH, we are pleased to offer you up to 25 cents off of each of your next 4 $8 purchases."
October 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"As a result of the class action settlement from OUR DATA BREACH, we are pleased to offer you up to 25 cents off of each of your next 4 $8 purchases."
You have enough, but here's my paw patrol anyway
September 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You have enough, but here's my paw patrol anyway
Lucia demands I pass along regards
September 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Lucia demands I pass along regards
Dammit. So much for early release...
September 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dammit. So much for early release...
I'd want a Charles' Chips tin
September 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'd want a Charles' Chips tin
East Atlanta Antifa!
September 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
East Atlanta Antifa!
Guess Im antifa now...
September 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Guess Im antifa now...
My Spanish Paella and I welcome Anais
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
My Spanish Paella and I welcome Anais
Leaving this here for my own reflection
September 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Leaving this here for my own reflection
