it’s so annoying how every story now is framed as “here’s what people are saying” and it’s like motherfucker I don’t care what they’re saying, tell me what HAPPENED that’s literally your job

that’s incredible, it looks so good!

did you win the jackpot or no

that’s correct, you see when I was meal prepping this was all i ever wanted to eat forever and now it’s not new or fun

three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. seven to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power.

But they were all of them deceived, for a fifth mambo was made.

we all have a little deedot in us

the year is 2023, users are 36 and bluesky desperately needs a comms person

the year is 2025, users are all 36 and bluesky desperately needs a comms person

the year is 2035, users are all 36 and bluesky desperately needs a comms person

just a little yearning, as a treat

maybe it’s even more important because the world is mean and cruel

SO many opportunities to say “we really needed this moisture, it was a super dry summer”