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@bryan.town
retired sock model | my rat name is “patty cake”

he/him

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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
look at this stupid photo and then try to tell me you wouldn’t feel differently about these glasses if stanley tucci was wearing them
September 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
right wingers making sure disgruntled children can still have easy access to guns
September 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
cool handle, man. I think I might know your brother, 3200d0e7a0d971f8c1
September 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
uh oh, the mcu defender has logged on, what do I do
September 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
September 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
hell yeah
August 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
chat we are so fucking back after the shoulder injury
August 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
what’s wrong babe? you’ve barely touched your donut-prune-cottage-cheese-mayonnaise salad
August 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
bio updated
August 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
me irl
June 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
there’s two kinds of people in this world
June 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
thanks for letting us know
May 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It took me about 5 seconds + the time it took to type my comment

also pretty cathartic to write, though I managed not to swear at them
March 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I hate this feature
March 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
February 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
babe your breath stinks, you need some glizzterine
February 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
so glad they finally added this feature
February 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“let’s hop on Dickscord”

“ummm you mean Discord?”

“that’s what I said, Dickscord”
February 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your olive joy
February 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
don’t forget the Poo-Pouri!
January 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
should I do it?
January 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
can I get a hell yeah in chat
January 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
kind of surprised microsoft would release an update like this given recent events
January 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
do you all feed your girlfriends the wet food or the pellets? I want to make sure I’m getting it right
January 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM