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some of you guys are alright, don't deploy to us-east-1 tomorrow
November 7, 2023 at 10:52 PM
unfortunately most of the bsky content I see is from the bsky subreddit. fortunately every post is just inadvertently making Jay and the gang appear more based
October 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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⟩be me
⟩feel like something is wrong
⟩search woods for hermit monk
⟩find him, ask him what’s wrong
⟩he takes one look at me
>“that’s the wrong bracket. you don’t use that one for this”
⟩he goes back to praying
⟩leave the woods. wtf. what bracket. what did he see
October 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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(youth pastor voice) you know who else had a high save count
September 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
thought i’d poke my head in and see what I’ve been missing and you’re right bluesky, it’s Jerry I’ve been missing
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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ughhh i’m cooking for myself ahhh i have to participate in my own survival ughhhh aghhhh
September 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I hope everyone is well! Life is good!
July 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
brutish.dev Tom @brutish.dev · May 28
Wait where’s Gwendolen/Interrobanged???
April 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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this is our current workstation at the mill. callie here is a refractory systems coordinator. and i’m what’s called a metallurgical process integrator
April 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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son: so let’s talk about the blue truck

daughter: for sure

son: it’s super important who, exactly, had it first

daughter: totally

son: like i saw it first, picked it up—

daughter: gonna push back on that a little bit—cuz, actually? i had it this morning

son: oh interesting
March 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
if I was the billionaire ceo of a publicly traded company with the president's ear my company's market cap wouldn't half in 3 months but I guess I'm just business minded
March 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I think the account is gone forever, another account now has the handle

miss u madds
brutish.dev Tom @brutish.dev · Mar 5
Does this mean the account/messages are gone forever? Or is the account deactivated? Other messages don’t look like this
March 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Does this mean the account/messages are gone forever? Or is the account deactivated? Other messages don’t look like this
March 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
WHITE MAN SPEAKS PERFECT FLUENT APE
March 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I hope you're all well
February 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
problem solving w @madds.bsky.social
February 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Where has madds gone??
January 30, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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January 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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so i says, so i says, hey fact-checkers. hey. did you fact check bofa? and they’re all like, uhhh, real quick, what’s bofa again? what’s bofa mark?? and then i says, “bofa these nuts.” yeah just like that. “bofa these nuts”
January 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I thought more ppl would care about what’s mid shutting down. I’m not complaining but I would’ve shut it down sooner if I knew lol
January 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Hi all

I'm shutting down What's Mid in ~1 hour (giving you time to try and get 1 last post in)

I don't use bsky much anymore and can't keep on top of it

Tom
January 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I love when the pizza delivery man shows me the empty satchel after I watched him empty it like a shit lil magic trick. I saw what you did but I enjoy the theatre of it. Run along now Chris angel
December 3, 2024 at 8:30 PM