@brrent.bsky.social
@theverge.com ad-free podcasts is a game changer! Thank you!
October 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@theverge.com ad-free podcasts is a game changer! Thank you!
October 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
They’re eating the pets.
A Florida man killed, cooked and ate two of his pet peacocks over a feud with a neighbor who was feeding them, according to law enforcement officials. nyti.ms/4pOjLuC
Florida Man Is Accused of Killing, Cooking and Eating Pet Peacocks
The man admitted to killing and consuming two of the birds over a feud with a neighbor who was feeding them, according to an affidavit.
nyti.ms
September 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
They’re eating the pets.
I’m just glad the banks are finally making money.
Some of the biggest lenders in the U.S. reported strong quarterly earnings on Tuesday, a reminder that while President Trump’s trade policies have roiled many industries, in the world of high finance, uncertainty is often a chance to make money.
For Big Banks, the Trump Era Is Proving Profitable Thus Far
JPMorgan’s Jamie Dimon lauded the “resilient” U.S. economy as his bank reported bumper quarterly earnings.
trib.al
July 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m just glad the banks are finally making money.
Some of Iran’s Enriched Uranium Survived Attacks, Israeli Official Says
www.nytimes.com
July 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
A Modern Townhouse Rises in Brooklyn and an Anonymous Critic Follows
www.nytimes.com
May 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Ceiling lighting is CRUEL.
May 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ceiling lighting is CRUEL.
Going to the DMV makes me want to completely erase my identity and live nameless in the woods among the trees and wildlife.
May 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Going to the DMV makes me want to completely erase my identity and live nameless in the woods among the trees and wildlife.
Do the Roman Catholic cardinals sequestered together for the papal conclave get to play Nintendo at least?
May 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Do the Roman Catholic cardinals sequestered together for the papal conclave get to play Nintendo at least?
This whole world’s wild at heart.
May 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This whole world’s wild at heart.
Reposted
1/29/24: “THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET”
4/30/25: “This is Biden’s stock market”
4/30/25: “This is Biden’s stock market”
April 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
1/29/24: “THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET”
4/30/25: “This is Biden’s stock market”
4/30/25: “This is Biden’s stock market”
Is this considered a subtweet?
April 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Is this considered a subtweet?
Reposted
Reposted
Current mood until future notice.
April 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Current mood until future notice.
trump increases tariffs on china to infinity plus one
April 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
trump increases tariffs on china to infinity plus one
So when the media reports discussion of a 90 day pause on tariffs and then Trump calls it fake news and then he announces a 90 day pause on tariffs, what’s that called?
April 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
So when the media reports discussion of a 90 day pause on tariffs and then Trump calls it fake news and then he announces a 90 day pause on tariffs, what’s that called?
We live in a country where we can’t pre-order the new Nintendo. THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING.
April 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We live in a country where we can’t pre-order the new Nintendo. THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING.
You can’t look at the stock market, guys. Not when Trump is president and it’s doing bad.
The market is really only an indicator of economic health when a democrat is president, but only when it’s doing poorly.
Or when Trump is president and it’s doing well.
But that’s it.
The market is really only an indicator of economic health when a democrat is president, but only when it’s doing poorly.
Or when Trump is president and it’s doing well.
But that’s it.
April 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You can’t look at the stock market, guys. Not when Trump is president and it’s doing bad.
The market is really only an indicator of economic health when a democrat is president, but only when it’s doing poorly.
Or when Trump is president and it’s doing well.
But that’s it.
The market is really only an indicator of economic health when a democrat is president, but only when it’s doing poorly.
Or when Trump is president and it’s doing well.
But that’s it.
No no no no no this can’t be happening
April 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
No no no no no this can’t be happening
@criminalsimpsons.com today I tried to see if ChatGPT could make a shitpost I dreamed up — Stonecutters ep where Homer complains Lenny and Carl are part of a conspiracy and Bart asks if he thinks they had anything to do with the Kennedy assassination.
Just gonna leave this here.
Just gonna leave this here.
April 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
@criminalsimpsons.com today I tried to see if ChatGPT could make a shitpost I dreamed up — Stonecutters ep where Homer complains Lenny and Carl are part of a conspiracy and Bart asks if he thinks they had anything to do with the Kennedy assassination.
Just gonna leave this here.
Just gonna leave this here.
I think democrats should just start claiming that the people firebombing Tesla dealerships are actually republicans trying to make dems look bad. But also that they’re American heroes and should be pardoned.
March 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I think democrats should just start claiming that the people firebombing Tesla dealerships are actually republicans trying to make dems look bad. But also that they’re American heroes and should be pardoned.
@criminalsimpsons.com am I doing this right?
March 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
@criminalsimpsons.com am I doing this right?
Reposted
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
I know this is frequently the pattern with Trump, but it’s bonkers how quickly this went from “the reporter is a liar and he wasn’t added to our group chat” to “the group chat to which the reporter was accidentally added didn’t have any classified info.”
March 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I know this is frequently the pattern with Trump, but it’s bonkers how quickly this went from “the reporter is a liar and he wasn’t added to our group chat” to “the group chat to which the reporter was accidentally added didn’t have any classified info.”