It’s 3pm in Portland and I’ve turned the living room lamps on out of necesssity.

So.

Morgan Freeman: But she did not go back to work the next day, and she would not go back forth two weeks.

Mental breakdown season is so real.

This week has been my mental breakdown week but 🤞🏼 I’m going back to work tomorrow.

Like, when will our time away from work actually be our own?

What the hell

a cute thing to do on cyber monday is to get a fun little drink and spend an hour unsubscribing from every marketing email you received today.

I had THE most amazing weekend with the most amazing person. I’m not one to count my chickens before they hatch, but… man. This feels good. 🏳️‍🌈♥️🏳️‍⚧️

So this is Bluesky. I’m glad to be here. Is it the softer side of (formerly) Twitter? Because that would be NEAT.

the turkey 'pardon' implies that turkeys have, by virtue of their very existence, committed a sin worthy of capital punishment. this is of course theological nonsense because there are no intrinsically evil birds, except for swans.