Brooke Brannon
brookebrannon.bsky.social
Brooke Brannon
@brookebrannon.bsky.social
Currently hobbled. Eldritch horror and embroidery enthusiast. Writes & edits spec fic. Words out now in F&SF, Tales to Terrify; coming soon to Illustrated Worlds.
Roz Chast is doing super-realistic work these days
November 8, 2023 at 11:26 AM
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Happy to be the bearer of the rare good news from the UK
Source: FT
November 4, 2023 at 8:48 AM
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At this stage, even The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is looking at Suella Braverman and saying "that's a bit much, mate".
November 4, 2023 at 9:24 AM
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[benoit blanc in twin peaks] lordy there’s a burrito lookin girl on the beach
September 1, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Pleased and proud to announce that one of my first short stories to see print, “Pluto and Tavis D Work the Door,” has been published in The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, Nov/Dec 2023 issue. I wrote it for Carina Bissett’s “Season of the Hare” class. Check it out here: a.co/d/d4EJaqu
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November 2, 2023 at 6:14 PM
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*1993*
X-FILES: UFOs are real and the government will kill to keep them a secret

*2023*
GOVERNMENT: UFOs are real
EVERYONE: not now
November 1, 2023 at 4:07 AM
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Was reminded of this (via Facebook memories) from 2018 and it still warms my heart

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October 31, 2023 at 10:31 AM
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Please spread this word far and wide it is the word the world needs now
Have just invented the word ‘turtlage’ for being schooled by a turtle and I am simultaneously impressed and horrified by myself.
October 27, 2023 at 12:09 PM
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If the world is still habitable in 2040 when you turn on the news it will just be two people saying “fuck you” to each other back and forth until they cut to a commercial.
October 24, 2023 at 2:37 PM
Oh, my friends, if you have complete, functional Achilles tendons, treasure them. TREASURE them.
October 27, 2023 at 11:59 AM
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Good morning - I hope you slept like a bird's-foot-trefoil-stuffed dingy skipper - I'm starting with ‘Winter Hare’, Bruno Liljefors, oil on canvas, 1908. Part of our Winter/Christmas card 2023 range.
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October 23, 2023 at 8:39 AM
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A new benchmark has been set. Lift your game, pumpkin carvers.
October 12, 2023 at 10:02 PM
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Please, authors, have this clause inserted into your contracts. It prevents publishers using AI-generated voices to narrate an audiobook of your work. For further AI-prevention clauses relating to cover art and translations, visit the Authors Guild: authorsguild.org/news/ag-intr...
October 10, 2023 at 8:51 AM
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October 12, 2023 at 6:01 PM
I am deep in the middle of The Starlit Wood, an anthology of spec fic short stories, and I love it so hard I am following anyone who had anything to do with it. @navahw.bsky.social , you brilliant person, you - thank you (and Dominik Parisien) for bringing this book into the world.
October 12, 2023 at 7:23 PM
So my dad’s got an enlarged prostrate and I told him it was because his junk was too powerful for the rest of the operations down there. Muy macho!
September 26, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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happy birthday Bilbo!
September 22, 2023 at 10:15 PM
Has anyone found a way to auto-magically import the people you were following on Twitter to BlueSky? I’d found so many amazing writers and artists, but I am not punk rock enough to type each of their 5000 names into a search bar.
September 25, 2023 at 4:54 PM
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not an original thought but bears repeating: half of writing is just being allowed time to sit on your ass uninterrupted and think about things really hard until you puzzle them out, which doesn't look or feel like work at all. but it is!
September 22, 2023 at 8:00 PM
You know what’s awesome? Zappos. Zappos and being able to order shit at Target and have them just bring it all out to your car and load it in your trunk for you. If I could bottle Zappos and Target Pickup, I would drink that shit night and day. I need to develop a Zappos/Target cocktail.
September 22, 2023 at 8:49 PM
Is it me, or are people genuinely getting dumber? Looking at you, USPS
September 14, 2023 at 4:54 PM
I’m bringing the 70s back, beeches
September 13, 2023 at 3:08 PM