“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin

The gas station was out of zero sugar A&W and Barqs root beer, so I was left with Mug. Why is Mug root beer so terrible? #rootbeer

As Ive aged, Ive gone from “Its been 3 years since my last vision exam?’” To “Crap, I have a month before Im eligible for my next vision exam”.

Does this accelerating presbyopia slow down? Or is my meat mech just going to throw error codes rapid fire now?

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

You know, holding warm compress on my dog’s butthole was not how I planned on starting this increasingly expensive holiday season. I planned on avoiding all sponserbileries and people.

I struggle with this holiday. I like to spread gratitude and kindness — but Thanksgiving is rooted in a myth spun from colonizing atrocities.

Happy Gratitude 🙏

I am a mathematician who specializes in chaos theory & I traveled to a secluded island where a wealthy eccentric brought back dinosaurs using DNA from a mosquito entombed in fossilized amber-the dinosaurs escape & take over the island but I survived.

I’m running the Office of Science & Tech Policy

Drake files a RICO/defamation case against his own label because Kendrick’s “Not Like Us” got played more? Thats not very hip hop of you, Aubrey

Not liking the Ewoks is a red flag

How do you not like the Ewoks? Where is your SOUL?

Oh, hello