holly, world's first ethical gamer
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grannycacti: ergonomic brain
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rubbing my scent all over the work fridge
smogging
March 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
smogging
i love when i see cam out in the wild, and we're both with our new roomies but looking at eachother like 🥺
February 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
i love when i see cam out in the wild, and we're both with our new roomies but looking at eachother like 🥺
when birds die, where do they go?
the early gates 👼🪱
the early gates 👼🪱
January 11, 2025 at 7:28 AM
when birds die, where do they go?
the early gates 👼🪱
the early gates 👼🪱
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Christmas Eve reminder that those Santas you see in malls ARE the real thing. Every one of them is a genuine present-delivering Santa because there's not just one Santa, Santa is a hive organism. That's how all the presents get delivered. I'll explain:
December 24, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Christmas Eve reminder that those Santas you see in malls ARE the real thing. Every one of them is a genuine present-delivering Santa because there's not just one Santa, Santa is a hive organism. That's how all the presents get delivered. I'll explain:
Mark just told me (on xmas eve) that he is looking into adult nightmare treatments for me bc "you are an adult nightmare"
December 24, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Mark just told me (on xmas eve) that he is looking into adult nightmare treatments for me bc "you are an adult nightmare"
i just let a woman talk to me about her personal stick collection for OVER twenty minutes and i didnt even learn any cool new stick facts.. down bad
December 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM
i just let a woman talk to me about her personal stick collection for OVER twenty minutes and i didnt even learn any cool new stick facts.. down bad
when i say "im baby" this is exactly what i mean
December 10, 2024 at 7:52 PM
when i say "im baby" this is exactly what i mean
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just installed spinning glittering Winter Wonderland Lightbulbs in my mans bathroom, i reckon that oughta hold him over until the new year!
December 7, 2024 at 10:31 PM
just installed spinning glittering Winter Wonderland Lightbulbs in my mans bathroom, i reckon that oughta hold him over until the new year!
[whispering to date when the Wizard first appears onscreen during Wicked] Hey how much longer is this movie?
November 29, 2024 at 5:52 PM
[whispering to date when the Wizard first appears onscreen during Wicked] Hey how much longer is this movie?
i think if ur new bf will be wearing cowboy garb to thanksgiving, you must warn me that his literal name is literally "Cowboy" BEFORE he says "Howdy do, ma'am? Name's Cowboy."
bc yeah, im gonna laugh, and ill tip my own invisible cowboy hat to his good joke, and that will be YOUR fault! not mine.!
bc yeah, im gonna laugh, and ill tip my own invisible cowboy hat to his good joke, and that will be YOUR fault! not mine.!
November 29, 2024 at 5:55 AM
i think if ur new bf will be wearing cowboy garb to thanksgiving, you must warn me that his literal name is literally "Cowboy" BEFORE he says "Howdy do, ma'am? Name's Cowboy."
bc yeah, im gonna laugh, and ill tip my own invisible cowboy hat to his good joke, and that will be YOUR fault! not mine.!
bc yeah, im gonna laugh, and ill tip my own invisible cowboy hat to his good joke, and that will be YOUR fault! not mine.!
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Okay my friends are here I’m back
November 29, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Okay my friends are here I’m back
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i love going into the kitchen and just being surrounded by what time it is
January 19, 2024 at 4:24 PM
i love going into the kitchen and just being surrounded by what time it is
its perfectly safe to show a girl a book about swords
March 20, 2024 at 2:20 AM
its perfectly safe to show a girl a book about swords
mutual growth is when you attach your dumbbells to my watering pails
February 19, 2024 at 6:07 AM
mutual growth is when you attach your dumbbells to my watering pails
boobie belts are the carriages of baby bottle poppers
February 4, 2024 at 4:29 AM
boobie belts are the carriages of baby bottle poppers
(lowering my blade) i apologize. its just very important that you watch the first 15 episodes of this anime by sundown. do you understand?
January 24, 2024 at 6:13 PM
(lowering my blade) i apologize. its just very important that you watch the first 15 episodes of this anime by sundown. do you understand?
it's calleda "moth pit" bc one of us might eat your clothes and we can all sense light to find mates and food sources in dark spaces
January 20, 2024 at 3:48 AM
it's calleda "moth pit" bc one of us might eat your clothes and we can all sense light to find mates and food sources in dark spaces
nudkin noduts
January 18, 2024 at 6:00 AM
nudkin noduts
(comforting the latest victim of my amazing pranks) i got you. i got you. shhhhh. i got you.
January 15, 2024 at 3:47 AM
(comforting the latest victim of my amazing pranks) i got you. i got you. shhhhh. i got you.
(shouting down the mighty throat of a volcano) i also would like for Bradford Pears to become extinct, and some cool new shoes. ive been REALLY good this year.
January 11, 2024 at 8:36 PM
(shouting down the mighty throat of a volcano) i also would like for Bradford Pears to become extinct, and some cool new shoes. ive been REALLY good this year.
ive read at least five books by these authors, and not a one of them is a man. my soul is clean 🥰
1. Rebecca F Kuang
2. Naomi Alderman
3. Tracy K Smith
4. Annalee Lewitz
5. Naomi Novik
6. Nora Keita Jemisin
7. Amy Tan
8. Janet Fitch
9. Meg Waite Clayton
10. Octavia Butler
1. Rebecca F Kuang
2. Naomi Alderman
3. Tracy K Smith
4. Annalee Lewitz
5. Naomi Novik
6. Nora Keita Jemisin
7. Amy Tan
8. Janet Fitch
9. Meg Waite Clayton
10. Octavia Butler
January 7, 2024 at 4:15 AM
ive read at least five books by these authors, and not a one of them is a man. my soul is clean 🥰
1. Rebecca F Kuang
2. Naomi Alderman
3. Tracy K Smith
4. Annalee Lewitz
5. Naomi Novik
6. Nora Keita Jemisin
7. Amy Tan
8. Janet Fitch
9. Meg Waite Clayton
10. Octavia Butler
1. Rebecca F Kuang
2. Naomi Alderman
3. Tracy K Smith
4. Annalee Lewitz
5. Naomi Novik
6. Nora Keita Jemisin
7. Amy Tan
8. Janet Fitch
9. Meg Waite Clayton
10. Octavia Butler
someone in the chat said they "havent showered since last year," and suddenly i realized... i havent showered for eleven days! SO I WIN!! I CAUGHT THE GOLDEN STINK
January 5, 2024 at 5:45 AM
someone in the chat said they "havent showered since last year," and suddenly i realized... i havent showered for eleven days! SO I WIN!! I CAUGHT THE GOLDEN STINK
googled "how to stop chewing my bigass stupid fuxkign cheeks" and now im getting targeted ads for $3000 buccal fat removal procedure
December 27, 2023 at 3:11 PM
googled "how to stop chewing my bigass stupid fuxkign cheeks" and now im getting targeted ads for $3000 buccal fat removal procedure