specifically creatures with enormous intelligence. resembling pigs or elephants, for example 😔

to call out your "style" like that is brutal

good news, she broke up with him

it's too late. i own her

sorry i cant spend weeks crushing this lump of joke into a diamond bc there are no drafts here yet

heres a sexy lil pro-tip too, L*gacy Bank charges zero NSF (insufficient funds) fees!! ive overdrafted probably eleven times in the past six months with no consequences 🥰 life changing fr

do you happen to have venmo? i have extra dollars in there i could send ya