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Brittany Kujawa
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M&As (mergers and acquisitions)
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Starwurst
October 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Look at how proud this alpaca is of her successful blanket company.
July 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Everything I wrote for The Riverfront Times is just gone. My Record Store Day and Foxing cover stories, my interview with Dave Holmes... the rest. Luckily, I backed mine up via PDF when the ship first sank, but it's devastating to see decades of writing about St. Louis culture completely wiped out.
July 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Yes!
Anyone else sing “Take me down to the Roku City…” like they’re Axl Rose?
July 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Carole Baskin’s Baskin-Robbins 🍦🐅
May 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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I’ve been leaving on a bird feeder live feed to entertain the pups during the day and now Luna is also obsessed with watching Nix follow Kay around in Star Wars Outlaws.
May 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Instead of mindlessly scrolling social media, I’m scrolling rescue dogs on Petfinder. Highly recommend.
March 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Made a beautiful chicken pot pie, put it in the oven, and turned around to see the chicken still on the counter. So tonight, we’re having deconstructed chicken pot pie. Very avant-garde.
March 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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February 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Free business idea: a realtor that recreates homes in The Sims for the potential buyers so they can visualize themselves living there. You’re welcome.
February 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I just want 50 bagels. Is that too much to ask?
February 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.

Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I jobbed too hard today and now I need a little treat. I’m open to suggestions.
January 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This weekend, I found myself mourning the exodus of so many friends from other platforms. Life’s felt a bit isolating after some big changes, and I miss those connections. If you’re here, I’m so glad. What’s been going on in your life? Let’s catch up.
January 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Taking bets on what kind of winter we’ll be having.
November 2, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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For no reason at all, did you know you can donate to keep the pop culture writer wheels turning at Merry-Go-Round Magazine? Your contributions keep articles and my own monthly essay in The Bargain Bin going!
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January 17, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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tfw you spent all your spare time working on your clock:
January 18, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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Getting the apartment packed up and ready for our move to Chicago:
December 22, 2023 at 7:31 PM
Star Trek fans, you’re welcome.
November 29, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Me, reading a menu: Ooo, sweet potato ice cream waffle taco!

@jackprobst.bsky.social: Are we just naming foods? Ravioli? Bean burrito?
November 21, 2023 at 2:39 AM
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Danny DeVito and I both have Fairbank's/MED, and I'd love to interview him as I'm working on this book. If I somehow know someone who could get me in contact with him, I would be infinitely grateful.
November 3, 2023 at 9:34 PM