Brittie
@brittieb.bsky.social
She/her
Mom, Wife, Tableau Wizard.
Self-proclaimed Silent Hill and Sailor Moon afficionado.
Mom, Wife, Tableau Wizard.
Self-proclaimed Silent Hill and Sailor Moon afficionado.
I love when public bathrooms have the braille toilet paper.
October 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I love when public bathrooms have the braille toilet paper.
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My kid is currently mad because someone callled her house in Bloxburg “musty, crusty, dusty.”
Can you pee in someone's Bloxburg house? Asking for a friend.
Can you pee in someone's Bloxburg house? Asking for a friend.
July 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My kid is currently mad because someone callled her house in Bloxburg “musty, crusty, dusty.”
Can you pee in someone's Bloxburg house? Asking for a friend.
Can you pee in someone's Bloxburg house? Asking for a friend.
My 8-year-old said “I blocked her and reported her to Roblox and God”. I guess things are getting serious in Brookhaven....
July 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My 8-year-old said “I blocked her and reported her to Roblox and God”. I guess things are getting serious in Brookhaven....
My daughter called me an NPC mom, and honestly? She’s not wrong. I’ve been wearing the same hoodie for three days and keep repeating myself.
July 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My daughter called me an NPC mom, and honestly? She’s not wrong. I’ve been wearing the same hoodie for three days and keep repeating myself.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and think, “Who am I?” and then I hear “MOMMMMMMM” from the hallway and remember: I’m no one. I’m Mom.
July 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Sometimes I look in the mirror and think, “Who am I?” and then I hear “MOMMMMMMM” from the hallway and remember: I’m no one. I’m Mom.
Trampoline parks after kids are just Russian roulette, except it’s my bladder pulling the trigger and dignity is what dies.
July 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Trampoline parks after kids are just Russian roulette, except it’s my bladder pulling the trigger and dignity is what dies.
Straight to jail
If I said what I'd do if Pokemon were real, y'all would chase me off this app for my genius, but think of it this way
A frenched rack of Mareep ribs
Steamed Starmie
Braised Tauros tail
A frenched rack of Mareep ribs
Steamed Starmie
Braised Tauros tail
November 22, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Straight to jail
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Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.
a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf
ALT: a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf
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November 13, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.
What better way to introduce yourself to a new social media app than by posting Silent Hill art? #silenthill #videogames
November 13, 2024 at 5:26 AM
What better way to introduce yourself to a new social media app than by posting Silent Hill art? #silenthill #videogames