Happy 9-year anniversary to the one and only thing the #Astros ever stole from the Dodgers

Wow. I followed @jessesingal.com last night and woke up on 11 separate block lists this morning.

Sen. John Fetterman says that the federal cases against Hunter Biden and the New York state hush money case against President-elect Trump were both “politically motivated” and deserving of pardons.

Yes, they found a jury that gave them the W on the convictions. That does not change the political motivation of the case

lol. Trump really did a number on you. I hope you are going to therapy. Not sure how else you will make it the next 4 years. But keep turning your political allies into enemies because they’re not as extreme anti-Trump as you. I’m sure that will work out well

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

There is no greater joy than everyone in the house being asleep as you drink your morning coffee.

There’s way too much self-fellatio here with people trying to convince themselves this is the better platform. Will that get better once the post-election migrants have been here a while?