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@britneysgum.bsky.social
Someone once again wants to buy the underwear I’m wearing rn
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Someone once again wants to buy the underwear I’m wearing rn
Thinking about @cod3z.bsky.social and @riddlemethat.bsky.social dogs and how two roommates ago he got the same kid. And he was cute as fuck WITH RAZOR SHARP TEETH
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Thinking about @cod3z.bsky.social and @riddlemethat.bsky.social dogs and how two roommates ago he got the same kid. And he was cute as fuck WITH RAZOR SHARP TEETH
The car next to me knows what’s up
October 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The car next to me knows what’s up
Bestie went to the hospital with 3 hemoglobin (below 6.5 can cause death) all bc she shed her uterine lining all at once and started hemorrhaging … the way women can die for simply existing …
October 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Bestie went to the hospital with 3 hemoglobin (below 6.5 can cause death) all bc she shed her uterine lining all at once and started hemorrhaging … the way women can die for simply existing …
Studying my work menu and felt like sharing how beautiful my handwriting is with you all
September 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Studying my work menu and felt like sharing how beautiful my handwriting is with you all
I’m still here (mostly because I missed her perform it because I got lost coming back from the bathroom 😔)
August 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m still here (mostly because I missed her perform it because I got lost coming back from the bathroom 😔)
I wish I could literally go fuck myself
August 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I wish I could literally go fuck myself
A moment most pleasing to me (Didn’t record ANY of Happy because I was sobbing)
August 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
A moment most pleasing to me (Didn’t record ANY of Happy because I was sobbing)
I’m gonna be roasting next week omfg
July 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’m gonna be roasting next week omfg
My sister is going through old photos that she found in the attic and I really am an OG hater
July 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My sister is going through old photos that she found in the attic and I really am an OG hater
This is funny that they said she ~exposed~ Beyonce when Beyonce exposed herself considering she didn’t even had a MICROPHONE for this entire performance 😩
July 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This is funny that they said she ~exposed~ Beyonce when Beyonce exposed herself considering she didn’t even had a MICROPHONE for this entire performance 😩
This Principles of Finance class actually making sense to me
July 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This Principles of Finance class actually making sense to me
My godson (his mom was my bestie for 20 years rip) turns 12 this week. He was so small when he was born. I was deep in the throes of anorexia when he was born. I was 113lbs on a heavy day. This is how small he was. I genuinely love him more than anyone I’ve ever loved.
July 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My godson (his mom was my bestie for 20 years rip) turns 12 this week. He was so small when he was born. I was deep in the throes of anorexia when he was born. I was 113lbs on a heavy day. This is how small he was. I genuinely love him more than anyone I’ve ever loved.
I literally have been compiling a list for years
July 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I literally have been compiling a list for years
Coworkers called me superspreader bc no one covered my shift while I’m sick
July 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Coworkers called me superspreader bc no one covered my shift while I’m sick
