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Sometimes when I come home I look at my dog and say, “Where the hell have you been?!” And he looks at me like bitch I’ve been here the whole time!
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Sometimes when I come home I look at my dog and say, “Where the hell have you been?!” And he looks at me like bitch I’ve been here the whole time!
I stg I have degenerative disc disease bc two spots in my back have been in shambles for like a year and my dad has had it since his 40s 🥲
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I stg I have degenerative disc disease bc two spots in my back have been in shambles for like a year and my dad has had it since his 40s 🥲
As a Little Rappist Miss Renee Rapp really chewed on Lucky
November 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
As a Little Rappist Miss Renee Rapp really chewed on Lucky
One like and I’ll play breath of the wild for a fourth time
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
One like and I’ll play breath of the wild for a fourth time
The levels of horny that I have constantly possessed since I quit taking antidepressants two years ago is crazy
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The levels of horny that I have constantly possessed since I quit taking antidepressants two years ago is crazy
I would fuck Tom Sandoval and idc who knows it
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I would fuck Tom Sandoval and idc who knows it
Kinda wanna buy tears of the kingdom but hate those runes and also Zelda is such a hard mf game to play until you’ve got like 8-10 heart vessels
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Kinda wanna buy tears of the kingdom but hate those runes and also Zelda is such a hard mf game to play until you’ve got like 8-10 heart vessels
Need to visit my friends in Charlotte specifically bc I need to go to Rai Lay. I miss their pad Thai and fried rice 😔
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Need to visit my friends in Charlotte specifically bc I need to go to Rai Lay. I miss their pad Thai and fried rice 😔
In the mood to be a couple’s plaything
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In the mood to be a couple’s plaything
It’ll be the most rancid looking Tina guys on the apps that send 89 messages you haven’t replied to and then they’ll say you scared? Yes actually.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It’ll be the most rancid looking Tina guys on the apps that send 89 messages you haven’t replied to and then they’ll say you scared? Yes actually.
I like big dicks but I don’t want one near me bc I am lazy and also tight 👹
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I like big dicks but I don’t want one near me bc I am lazy and also tight 👹
The last time I bottomed was for JJ Knight and his dick was so big I have been scared to bottom ever again since. Had my hole split open honey.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The last time I bottomed was for JJ Knight and his dick was so big I have been scared to bottom ever again since. Had my hole split open honey.
Spencer Forsberg please wreck my hole
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Spencer Forsberg please wreck my hole
I can’t cum when I’m taking cold medicine and this is the 11th day of me giving up trying 👹
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I can’t cum when I’m taking cold medicine and this is the 11th day of me giving up trying 👹
Will tomorrow be the day that I wake up and am finally not full of mucous?
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Will tomorrow be the day that I wake up and am finally not full of mucous?
Wicked kinda stink I fear 😔
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Wicked kinda stink I fear 😔
God I love men
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
God I love men
Decided to avoid spoilers and got Wicked tix for tonight even tho I hate 3D viewings
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Decided to avoid spoilers and got Wicked tix for tonight even tho I hate 3D viewings
An orgy could heal me rn
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
An orgy could heal me rn
Whatever virus I have had since Wednesday needs to fuck off fr
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Whatever virus I have had since Wednesday needs to fuck off fr
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It's the way Chuck Schumer is so bad at his job, but somehow manages to keep it...
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It's the way Chuck Schumer is so bad at his job, but somehow manages to keep it...
They knew I was waiting on my military man for healthcare
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
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November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They knew I was waiting on my military man for healthcare
Jaded by Miley Cyrus deserved Flowers success
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Jaded by Miley Cyrus deserved Flowers success
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