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God I love men
Let me know if you want to be sore the next day 😈

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November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Decided to avoid spoilers and got Wicked tix for tonight even tho I hate 3D viewings
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
An orgy could heal me rn
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Whatever virus I have had since Wednesday needs to fuck off fr
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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It's the way Chuck Schumer is so bad at his job, but somehow manages to keep it...
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
They knew I was waiting on my military man for healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Jaded by Miley Cyrus deserved Flowers success
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Britney Spears released ‘Britney’ 24 years ago on November 6, 2001

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Celebrating 24 Years of Britney Spears’ ‘Britney’ (2001)
Britney Spears’ third studio album ‘Britney’ was originally released on November 6, 2001.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ex bf posted a very hot gym pic 1 like and ill slide in his DMs
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Republicans lost the supermajority in Mississippi for the first time in 13 years this guy is so dumb 😩
we're on day 2 of Mike Johnson urging everyone to ignore the drubbing his party took on Tuesday
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
He’ll is not hot enough
“.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’”

@reuters.com #Chicago
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November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Why are you as a man not sharing your boyfriend with me
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I burned myself on the iron the other day (my oomf said ironing was country like she just is out here in wrinkled clothes) but FUCK does this shit itch
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I hope they do a reboot of Will and Grace and replace her with Ellie Kemper
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Me after my best friend died:
I’ve forgotten what it’s like to have a best friend
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Need to celebrate Cheney dying by cucking someone’s man
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Someone once again wants to buy the underwear I’m wearing rn
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
When tf did planet fitness add real squat/deadlift racks omfg. I’ll never leave you again bb
October 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Director of Operations shouted me out in our work meeting this morning to tell everyone how great I was and that I just get it. I’ve been out of training for 10 days. Always ending FOH careers I fear.
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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in case you ever need a reminder of what to say to me!!
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My 50 year old stepdad having cancer was not what I prepared to hear today!!!
October 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Ariana Grande shares new selfie with brunette hair:

“it’s good to see me, isn’t it?”
October 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Bar manager praised me said I was a FUCKIN BARTENDER and said he needed me from the beginning and that he could tell I was experienced bc of how quick and thorough I am every shift and always thinking of what others aren’t and always a step ahead of everyone even in my first week out of training
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Gay guys love to live in Columbus, Ohio
October 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Thinking about @cod3z.bsky.social and @riddlemethat.bsky.social dogs and how two roommates ago he got the same kid. And he was cute as fuck WITH RAZOR SHARP TEETH
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM