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They really be smoking tf outta some cigs on this show
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
They really be smoking tf outta some cigs on this show
The men may be chauvinistic pigs on Mad Men but what’s worse is this man poured milk from a glass pitcher into a glass with a large ice cube and poured Smirnoff vodka into it
January 26, 2026 at 2:40 AM
The men may be chauvinistic pigs on Mad Men but what’s worse is this man poured milk from a glass pitcher into a glass with a large ice cube and poured Smirnoff vodka into it
Ik he was stroking to that show
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
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January 25, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Ik he was stroking to that show
My hick dumbass only just recently learned that dachshund is not pronounced as dodson
January 25, 2026 at 2:28 PM
My hick dumbass only just recently learned that dachshund is not pronounced as dodson
The way nobody gaf about that new GOT spin off
January 25, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The way nobody gaf about that new GOT spin off
This but one that I can denounce my US citizenship for
No homo but I need a man
January 25, 2026 at 1:56 PM
This but one that I can denounce my US citizenship for
He could Dutch oven me and I would only be kind of mad
January 25, 2026 at 1:46 PM
He could Dutch oven me and I would only be kind of mad
Porn awards are so funny bc wdym you got a trophy for best fourgy
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Porn awards are so funny bc wdym you got a trophy for best fourgy
Petition for Untouched by The Veronicas to be in Heated Rivalry season 2
January 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Petition for Untouched by The Veronicas to be in Heated Rivalry season 2
I have been reminded that children do not go to school on Saturday
Do these broccoli head kids not go to school around here bc no matter the weather holiday or regular day they are in this gym every day. Go take algebra 1 Jeffrey
January 24, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I have been reminded that children do not go to school on Saturday
Do these broccoli head kids not go to school around here bc no matter the weather holiday or regular day they are in this gym every day. Go take algebra 1 Jeffrey
January 24, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Do these broccoli head kids not go to school around here bc no matter the weather holiday or regular day they are in this gym every day. Go take algebra 1 Jeffrey
Two guys at my bar last night. One was saying nyc shouldn’t have taxis that Elon should just have cyber trucks everywhere and the other guy (white guy from Utah) was saying why does nyc have a mayor anyway it just like runs itself. Two dumb bitches telling e/o exacccctlyyyy
January 24, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Two guys at my bar last night. One was saying nyc shouldn’t have taxis that Elon should just have cyber trucks everywhere and the other guy (white guy from Utah) was saying why does nyc have a mayor anyway it just like runs itself. Two dumb bitches telling e/o exacccctlyyyy
A year ago???
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 AM
A year ago???
None of the roads by my house having salt on them yet … they really want me stranded
January 23, 2026 at 9:37 PM
None of the roads by my house having salt on them yet … they really want me stranded
Not to alert the presses but regularly working out and eating (more often than not) well has my ass poking again
January 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Not to alert the presses but regularly working out and eating (more often than not) well has my ass poking again
Especially when it sucks this bad
A 5 minute debut single in 2026 is brave
January 23, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Especially when it sucks this bad
A 5 minute debut single in 2026 is brave
January 23, 2026 at 12:45 AM
A 5 minute debut single in 2026 is brave
wtf do you mean Jon Hamm is a silver fox now. He’s permanently brunette in my mind.
January 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
wtf do you mean Jon Hamm is a silver fox now. He’s permanently brunette in my mind.
If u r a man and ur cheeks look like gloves kno that i married you in my head
January 22, 2026 at 7:46 PM
If u r a man and ur cheeks look like gloves kno that i married you in my head
Deload week at the gym is so boring omg no wonder why I have never successfully finished one (and also have chronic hip and back pain)
January 22, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Deload week at the gym is so boring omg no wonder why I have never successfully finished one (and also have chronic hip and back pain)
When are we going to talk about Taylor Seift being awful for the environment even if she didn’t use her private jet every 3 minutes
Collector’s edition CDs of “Opalite” and its acoustic version are now available on Taylor Swift’s website.
January 21, 2026 at 9:04 PM
When are we going to talk about Taylor Seift being awful for the environment even if she didn’t use her private jet every 3 minutes
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why does she look like the green goblin is about to blow up her window
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
why does she look like the green goblin is about to blow up her window
An eyebrow wax being $22 doesn’t sit right with my spirit
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 PM
An eyebrow wax being $22 doesn’t sit right with my spirit
This is probably true but I feel the yearning won’t stop until my first hole is penetrated and remember that bottoming isn’t a good time for me
No!! we don't need any more bottoms!!
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January 21, 2026 at 3:21 PM
This is probably true but I feel the yearning won’t stop until my first hole is penetrated and remember that bottoming isn’t a good time for me
