Briggs!
@briggshatton.bsky.social
Story fiend. ✍️ plays, pilots, pith.📍CA vagabond.
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Briggs!
@briggshatton.bsky.social
· Sep 15
A Farewell to WTF Podcast.
Alright, let's do this...
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Locking the gates one last time. #MarcMaron #WTF
If Matt Damon can get jacked as hell at 55 to play Odysseus, maybe I'm putrid subhuman garbage?? ?
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If Matt Damon can get jacked as hell at 55 to play Odysseus, maybe I'm putrid subhuman garbage?? ?
There are few things better than my 6th grader nephew asking me what a Gremlin is.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
There are few things better than my 6th grader nephew asking me what a Gremlin is.
Still thinking about 20 mins into yoga class when the lady next to me - who by absolutely no means was nailing the poses any better than me - whispered a suggestion on my form. Uh, mind your own practice, toots.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Still thinking about 20 mins into yoga class when the lady next to me - who by absolutely no means was nailing the poses any better than me - whispered a suggestion on my form. Uh, mind your own practice, toots.
Remember the 10th or so time you found yourself watching an LA friend's LA webseries about how crazy and stupid LA 20-somethings are? That’s about what watching Rachel Sennott’s I Love LA feels like.
November 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Remember the 10th or so time you found yourself watching an LA friend's LA webseries about how crazy and stupid LA 20-somethings are? That’s about what watching Rachel Sennott’s I Love LA feels like.
Loling that Griffin thought President Idris Elba might be named Angel Reese because I’m the same level of sport illiterate and had the exact same thought.
#AHouseOfDynamite @blankcheck.bsky.social
#AHouseOfDynamite @blankcheck.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Loling that Griffin thought President Idris Elba might be named Angel Reese because I’m the same level of sport illiterate and had the exact same thought.
#AHouseOfDynamite @blankcheck.bsky.social
#AHouseOfDynamite @blankcheck.bsky.social
I have a great idea for a story that could work as a novel or as a screenplay. Trouble is, novels take a long time to write, and as a screenplay it’s basically “Harry and the Hendersons”
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I have a great idea for a story that could work as a novel or as a screenplay. Trouble is, novels take a long time to write, and as a screenplay it’s basically “Harry and the Hendersons”
If I could have one superpower, it'd be to be able to control the duration, volume, cadence, and tenor of my farts.
October 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If I could have one superpower, it'd be to be able to control the duration, volume, cadence, and tenor of my farts.
oh GREAT, I've been tinkering with this screenplay for years, but a sitting president posting a clunky A.I. video of himself wearing a king crown flying a fighter jet and shitting huge messy turds all over peacefully protesting citizens of his country COMPLETELY steps on my idea.
October 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
oh GREAT, I've been tinkering with this screenplay for years, but a sitting president posting a clunky A.I. video of himself wearing a king crown flying a fighter jet and shitting huge messy turds all over peacefully protesting citizens of his country COMPLETELY steps on my idea.
Theater of the New Ear. 2005.
Coens. Charlie Kaufman. Carter Burwell. Streep. Phil Hoffman.
Seek out an mp3. Have yourself a listening party.
Coens. Charlie Kaufman. Carter Burwell. Streep. Phil Hoffman.
Seek out an mp3. Have yourself a listening party.
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Theater of the New Ear. 2005.
Coens. Charlie Kaufman. Carter Burwell. Streep. Phil Hoffman.
Seek out an mp3. Have yourself a listening party.
Coens. Charlie Kaufman. Carter Burwell. Streep. Phil Hoffman.
Seek out an mp3. Have yourself a listening party.
At the end of Shakespeare in Love (1998), the play-within-the-play asks "Where is my lord? Where is Romeo?" and Imelda Staunton from the crowd lets out an anguished, spontaneous "DEAD!"
October 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
At the end of Shakespeare in Love (1998), the play-within-the-play asks "Where is my lord? Where is Romeo?" and Imelda Staunton from the crowd lets out an anguished, spontaneous "DEAD!"
Wow. I was not expecting Marc Maron’s final episode to be a fawning interview with President Trump.
October 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Wow. I was not expecting Marc Maron’s final episode to be a fawning interview with President Trump.
I like the neighbors who, at this point in the annual decorative cycle, throw a few Christmas lights on their house with a shrug.
October 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I like the neighbors who, at this point in the annual decorative cycle, throw a few Christmas lights on their house with a shrug.
Reposted by Briggs!
A fair number of problems seem downstream from the fact that the best way to be a human is to grow, change, and evolve but the best way to be successful online is to never change and always double, triple, and quadruple down every time you are wrong.
October 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
A fair number of problems seem downstream from the fact that the best way to be a human is to grow, change, and evolve but the best way to be successful online is to never change and always double, triple, and quadruple down every time you are wrong.
Redford Keaton gonna BONE at them pearly gates.
October 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Redford Keaton gonna BONE at them pearly gates.
This year for Halloween I’m going as one of those 12-foot Home Depot skeletons, but I’m only 5’7” so please use your imagination.
October 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This year for Halloween I’m going as one of those 12-foot Home Depot skeletons, but I’m only 5’7” so please use your imagination.
So it's clear Joel Coen got all the talent in the breakup with Ethan, but I had MONEY on Benny being the talented one in the Safdie's divorce. Bravo, Josh, you won, you beautiful bastard!
October 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
So it's clear Joel Coen got all the talent in the breakup with Ethan, but I had MONEY on Benny being the talented one in the Safdie's divorce. Bravo, Josh, you won, you beautiful bastard!
Years ago "hot mess" carried a more cheeky connotation (I'm game to put up with that "mess" because they are smokin' hot). But now it's the most abysmal, icky descriptor imaginable, as a result of global warming.
October 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Years ago "hot mess" carried a more cheeky connotation (I'm game to put up with that "mess" because they are smokin' hot). But now it's the most abysmal, icky descriptor imaginable, as a result of global warming.
Is she flirting with you or is it ADHD?
October 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Is she flirting with you or is it ADHD?
People love you if you have a good memory, and loathe you if you have a great one.
October 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
People love you if you have a good memory, and loathe you if you have a great one.
Robert Redford's passing got me thinking about how good "Ordinary People" is. Which lead me to...
#filmsky #Oscars
#filmsky #Oscars
The 10 best Best Pictures from the Last 50 Years
Occasionally, The Oscars get it right.
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September 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
September 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I’d like a widespread post mortem sociological study of why tf clowning has trended so hard in the last ≈5 years.
September 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I’d like a widespread post mortem sociological study of why tf clowning has trended so hard in the last ≈5 years.
Back watching Rami Malek’s The Amateur now! It sucks!
It is with a stoic mien and a brave sense of sacrifice that I let go of possibly half-watching Rami Malek’s The Amateur on Hulu. #CancelDisney+
September 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Back watching Rami Malek’s The Amateur now! It sucks!