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BrieStealer
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🇧🇷 I'm kind of a small deal.
Today is a great day for putting dictator wannabes in jail and drinking until you forget your own name
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Reposted by BrieStealer
This dude is crazy
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dear movie directors:

Who cares if Shelley didn't write him in the book, just bring my boy Igor back, is it to much to ask
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My favorite sport is watching my therapist try their hardest not to squirm and cringe as I explain my many fetishes in vivid detail
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fattytober, really??

When Octubber was right there????
October 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
chng.it/ybJvZW8gMK

Just let us be freaks in peace
Bluesky, stop censoring your users! Fix your policy!
Can you spare a minute to help this campaign?
chng.it
September 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Do y’all also have a relationship with your kink where you go from maximum goonness to a state of complete indifference where you barely remember you were ever turned on by it? Like, you almost get put off when you open your social media timeline and it’s flooded with the stuff.

Or is it just me?
February 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
How about we do this with EVERYTHING
Next year, the EU will require cars to have buttons & dials -- not just touchscreens -- to get a top safety rating.

This is a great move. Drivers can fiddle with knobs & buttons without taking their eyes off the road, but they can't do that with touchscreens.

(Even better: Tesla will hate this)
Cars will need fewer screens and more buttons to earn five-star safety rating in Europe
Euro NCAP will release new testing guidelines in 2026.
www.theverge.com
February 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"So what if the pub I go to is now run by some weird dude who shoots puppies for fun, and he’s put up reserved seats for his puppy-shooting friends and installed a TV that plays infomercials on loop? They still serve a watered-down version of my favorite beer, why would I look for a new pub?"
February 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It's currently 52ºC/125ºF in my city.

The perfect weather for us to turn the AC off while you sit on my face for a couple of hours, don't you think?
February 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Did y'all just collectively decide to swap "meltdown" for "crash out" from one day to the other

Like wtf happened, was there a council or something
February 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Are you really gonna stay over there with that huge sweaty ass and leave this poor rat unsquished??

Wow, how thoughtless of you.
February 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
A bucket of the blue stuff please
February 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Reposted by BrieStealer
And here’s me taking it off. Look at that spillage! Hehe, so fun! Enjoy!~
February 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
February 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I just wanted to point out that, if you keep going down the thread, you'll notice how the butts keep getting bigger and bigger with every reskeet

and I think that's beautiful.
See a butt, post a butt
February 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I play on a MacBook. If the character moves, I'm satisfied.
February 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Normalize porn comic characters being just actors like in Roger Rabbit
February 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If you voted for Trump you:

Ⓐ Are as dumb as a rock;
Ⓑ Are too far gone as human being and willingly accepted your role as a political tool;
Ⓒ Are a nazi/evil person;
Ⓓ Should choke on a bag of trans dicks and die;

🅔 All of the above.
friendly reminder that the best case scenario over the coming years is that a lot of people say "I supported Trump but this isn't what I wanted at all" and when they do that it's gonna be really, really important that we say "welcome in," not "fuck you, we told you so"
February 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Mad TV predicts ItsRandalin/Graciebon
The Mad Magazine TV special from 1974 came up in my YouTube recommends and along with some great Don Martin animations it also had this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Brie coded characters
February 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
January 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It’s a gay personals ad #kinkhumor
January 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
An amazing opportunity had JUST presented itself for me to move from Brazil to the US for work, but now it’s going down the drain.
And the news here kept saying this clown’s actions would be contained to the US only and would have no effect in Brazil.

This is so stupid. This whole thing is stupid.
It's depressing to read about the lives of the deported brazilians. Apparently many were called to the immigration department and subsequently deported without any previous notice. They were forced to abandon their life and possessions in america, and reported physical aggression on the way here
January 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM