BrieStealer
@briestealer.bsky.social
🇧🇷 I'm kind of a small deal.
Fat pigs in overalls do it for me like you wouldn't believe
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Fat pigs in overalls do it for me like you wouldn't believe
It's just a joke gun that shoots a little flag that's written "FAT!" instead of Bang
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's just a joke gun that shoots a little flag that's written "FAT!" instead of Bang
I always imagined DW sounding like Charlie from Smiling Friends
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I always imagined DW sounding like Charlie from Smiling Friends
You embody the pinacle of your own fetish, who wouldn't be horny all the time in your place and who wouldn't want some sexy time with all of that, amirite?
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You embody the pinacle of your own fetish, who wouldn't be horny all the time in your place and who wouldn't want some sexy time with all of that, amirite?
Every single world in this post triggered the happy chemicals in my brain
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every single world in this post triggered the happy chemicals in my brain
This is your ideal body shape
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This is your ideal body shape
Curly fry penis in 30 days or your money back guaranteed
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Curly fry penis in 30 days or your money back guaranteed
"5 pelvic strengthening tips for hooking more womans on your penis"
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
"5 pelvic strengthening tips for hooking more womans on your penis"
I know what that's like, it once dawned on me
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I know what that's like, it once dawned on me
On a similar note, how many times a day do you get the line "have you heard about this Ozempic drug" thrown at you
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
On a similar note, how many times a day do you get the line "have you heard about this Ozempic drug" thrown at you
The pharmaceutical industry uses Machiavellian advertisement tactics in order to trick the population the targeted benefit of their newest drug somehow cancels out the laundry list of life-threatening side effects, shocking a grand total of zero people.
More news at 5.
More news at 5.
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The pharmaceutical industry uses Machiavellian advertisement tactics in order to trick the population the targeted benefit of their newest drug somehow cancels out the laundry list of life-threatening side effects, shocking a grand total of zero people.
More news at 5.
More news at 5.
There really is a podcast for everything
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There really is a podcast for everything
You can't just mention a podcast about gaining and leave it at that
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You can't just mention a podcast about gaining and leave it at that
This is the kind of ASMR I listen to
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is the kind of ASMR I listen to
God damn it Boyo could you go like five minutes without releasing absolute peak
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
God damn it Boyo could you go like five minutes without releasing absolute peak
We need to hook you up with a ceiling mout or a bedside stand so you have to move as little as possible
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
We need to hook you up with a ceiling mout or a bedside stand so you have to move as little as possible
Well, on the bright side, look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of your power
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Well, on the bright side, look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of your power
Looks like we're having baked mimic for dinner
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Looks like we're having baked mimic for dinner
The sense of scale here is impeccable 🤩
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The sense of scale here is impeccable 🤩
A giant globe of lard, sumo-stomping toward the fridge and sweating buckets with every step, hauling one tiny foot a few inches off the ground while the other struggles to support the weight of a small family, only to slam it back down hard enough to crack floorboards and rattle everything nearby. 🤤
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A giant globe of lard, sumo-stomping toward the fridge and sweating buckets with every step, hauling one tiny foot a few inches off the ground while the other struggles to support the weight of a small family, only to slam it back down hard enough to crack floorboards and rattle everything nearby. 🤤
It's so hard to find US sized people in Rio 😩
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's so hard to find US sized people in Rio 😩
I just happen to have faceplanted on one of the biggest bellies I've ever seen in person (about 80% as big as yours) a few days ago... and yeah, I don't know what to tell ya
You're missing out
You're missing out
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I just happen to have faceplanted on one of the biggest bellies I've ever seen in person (about 80% as big as yours) a few days ago... and yeah, I don't know what to tell ya
You're missing out
You're missing out
Look, I encourage gainers who aim for total immobility because that's what THEY want.
But THIS 🐭👆
This is what gets my gears running.
But THIS 🐭👆
This is what gets my gears running.
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Look, I encourage gainers who aim for total immobility because that's what THEY want.
But THIS 🐭👆
This is what gets my gears running.
But THIS 🐭👆
This is what gets my gears running.