If you have a story where the skies are controlled by fonts who are battling for dominance over Earth, you could do worse than title it "Arial Combat"

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down
He thought, "ARHGGGHHHHHFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKKKKKKAARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSHITTSHITTTSHITTTTSHITTTSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!"

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.