Brian Toth
@briantoth.bsky.social
Fixer of computers. Made some apps. 🤷🏼♂️
📍 Cleveland, Ohio.
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a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
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If they claim they haven't heard the quote, play it for them and ask for a response.
If they claim it's being taken out of context, play a longer version and ask for a response.
If they try to sidestep the issue, play it over again and ask for a response.
If they claim it's being taken out of context, play a longer version and ask for a response.
If they try to sidestep the issue, play it over again and ask for a response.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Hold on a second. Answer the question. As Speaker, do you believe it's appropriate to use American cities as training grounds for the military, calling those people 'the enemy within'?
JOHNSON: I'm not comment on your characterization of what the president said.
S: Those are quotes
JOHNSON: I'm not comment on your characterization of what the president said.
S: Those are quotes
October 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If they claim they haven't heard the quote, play it for them and ask for a response.
If they claim it's being taken out of context, play a longer version and ask for a response.
If they try to sidestep the issue, play it over again and ask for a response.
If they claim it's being taken out of context, play a longer version and ask for a response.
If they try to sidestep the issue, play it over again and ask for a response.
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STEPHANOPOULOS: The Democratic proposal is designed to prevent millions of Americans from losing their health insurance, losing Medicaid coverage, or paying higher healthcare premiums. Why are you against that?
MIKE JOHNSON: That's an absurd statement
STEPHANOPOULOS: It's a factual statement
MIKE JOHNSON: That's an absurd statement
STEPHANOPOULOS: It's a factual statement
October 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
STEPHANOPOULOS: The Democratic proposal is designed to prevent millions of Americans from losing their health insurance, losing Medicaid coverage, or paying higher healthcare premiums. Why are you against that?
MIKE JOHNSON: That's an absurd statement
STEPHANOPOULOS: It's a factual statement
MIKE JOHNSON: That's an absurd statement
STEPHANOPOULOS: It's a factual statement
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October 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
October 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
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Exhibit A at The Hague just dropped
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
September 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Exhibit A at The Hague just dropped
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The Secretary of Defense who only got the job because the president saw him on the teevee is complaining about military leaders who were promoted "for the wrong reasons"
September 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The Secretary of Defense who only got the job because the president saw him on the teevee is complaining about military leaders who were promoted "for the wrong reasons"
I remember when Apple really cared about design and attention to detail. macOS 26 Tahoe is a design/UI nightmare.
September 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I remember when Apple really cared about design and attention to detail. macOS 26 Tahoe is a design/UI nightmare.
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The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
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Are they not entertained?
September 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Are they not entertained?
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Can't we just get healthcare
September 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Can't we just get healthcare
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If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.
September 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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It's like they made a clone of Goebbels but somehow the volume got stuck on "screeching banshee"
“What do YOU HAVE? You have NOTHING, you are nothing. You are wickedness, you are jealousy, you are hatred, YOU ARE NOTHING. You can build nothing, produce nothing, create nothing."
September 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It's like they made a clone of Goebbels but somehow the volume got stuck on "screeching banshee"
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*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*
September 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*
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Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"
September 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"
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the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents
September 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents
Wow macOS 26 is significantly uglier than iOS 26. App icons, toolbar buttons, the stupid rounded windows, the Finder icon, even folder icons. And there’s barely any differentiation between sidebars, toolbars, and window content. Hard to believe this came from Apple. Yuck. 😕 #macos26
September 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wow macOS 26 is significantly uglier than iOS 26. App icons, toolbar buttons, the stupid rounded windows, the Finder icon, even folder icons. And there’s barely any differentiation between sidebars, toolbars, and window content. Hard to believe this came from Apple. Yuck. 😕 #macos26
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I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".
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This is how Brendan Carr responded to me in November 2024 after I called out the fact he wrote Project 2025’s chapter on the FCC.
He never answered my follow up question. Well, now we have our answer.
He never answered my follow up question. Well, now we have our answer.
September 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is how Brendan Carr responded to me in November 2024 after I called out the fact he wrote Project 2025’s chapter on the FCC.
He never answered my follow up question. Well, now we have our answer.
He never answered my follow up question. Well, now we have our answer.
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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KAINE: Were you instructed by the secretary of HHS to not speak to senators?
MONAREZ: I was instructed to not speak directly to senators
KAINE: So Senate-confirmed CDC director instructed not to speak to senators
MONAREZ: I was instructed to not speak directly to senators
KAINE: So Senate-confirmed CDC director instructed not to speak to senators
September 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
KAINE: Were you instructed by the secretary of HHS to not speak to senators?
MONAREZ: I was instructed to not speak directly to senators
KAINE: So Senate-confirmed CDC director instructed not to speak to senators
MONAREZ: I was instructed to not speak directly to senators
KAINE: So Senate-confirmed CDC director instructed not to speak to senators
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The government of the United States is pleased to announce that henceforth broadcast networks will have wholesome and patriotic programming that will not disparage Leader Trump.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The government of the United States is pleased to announce that henceforth broadcast networks will have wholesome and patriotic programming that will not disparage Leader Trump.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Monarez: "Kennedy demanded 2 things of me that were were inconsistent w/ my oath of office. He directed me to commit in advance to approving every ACIP recommendation regardless of the scientific evidence. He also directed me to dismiss career officials responsible for vaccine policy without cause"
September 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Monarez: "Kennedy demanded 2 things of me that were were inconsistent w/ my oath of office. He directed me to commit in advance to approving every ACIP recommendation regardless of the scientific evidence. He also directed me to dismiss career officials responsible for vaccine policy without cause"