Brian Kelly
@brianskelly.bsky.social
EDSBS/Moon Crew/SZD refugee. Southerner exiled in California. Lawyer, Dad, Blue Devil, Dawg, CFB fan
Look, I *have* Allstate and this stupid commercial is gonna make me drop it like Disney plus
September 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Look, I *have* Allstate and this stupid commercial is gonna make me drop it like Disney plus
Tyler from Spartanburg already on hold, line 2
September 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Tyler from Spartanburg already on hold, line 2
Who’s this McCray kid, I feel like I’m meeting a new impressive UGA RB each game
September 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Who’s this McCray kid, I feel like I’m meeting a new impressive UGA RB each game
You guys, this Branch kid might be allright
August 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
You guys, this Branch kid might be allright
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Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time
May 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Congratulations @katiehonan.bsky.social on writing the best piece of predictive science fiction of all time
Did Mack Brown simply hang his jacket on the back of his door for Bill to pick up and use?
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April 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Did Mack Brown simply hang his jacket on the back of his door for Bill to pick up and use?
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@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.
April 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.
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EMOTIONALLY BALANCED GARY
Temporarily Out of Stock
Temporarily Out of Stock
February 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
EMOTIONALLY BALANCED GARY
Temporarily Out of Stock
Temporarily Out of Stock
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celebrities dressed like miss piggy: thread
February 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
celebrities dressed like miss piggy: thread
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Feel deep in my bones that the backlash to all of this is going to be enormous. Not sure how it will manifest and when it will explode into view, but confident it’s coming.
January 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Feel deep in my bones that the backlash to all of this is going to be enormous. Not sure how it will manifest and when it will explode into view, but confident it’s coming.
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I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
January 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
I am among their recent and obsessed users. Angelenos, download it (and if you buy the subscription to support this nonprofit, you get to see the little icons of planes flying around to dump water on the fires)
Watch Duty was downloaded 2 million times during this week’s LA fires
Watch Duty was downloaded 2 million times during this week’s LA fires
Fire-tracking app Watch Duty has become a crucial source of information for Los Angeles residents threatened by wildfires. As TechCrunch’s Maxwell Zeff explained, the app relies on a network of active and retired firefighters, first responders, official…
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January 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I am among their recent and obsessed users. Angelenos, download it (and if you buy the subscription to support this nonprofit, you get to see the little icons of planes flying around to dump water on the fires)
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Incredible precision by the helicopter crew dropping water on the LA firea 🎯
January 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Incredible precision by the helicopter crew dropping water on the LA firea 🎯
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
January 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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Targeting is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
January 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Targeting is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
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I asked ChatGPT to brief "Trust Me v. Bro," a nonexistent case I used in response to a claim that items/information publicly released by the media is inadmissible at trial for some reason, and of course GPT was quick with the full cite and (glorious) synopsis: Trust Me v. Bro, 999 U.S. 867 (2024).
December 30, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I asked ChatGPT to brief "Trust Me v. Bro," a nonexistent case I used in response to a claim that items/information publicly released by the media is inadmissible at trial for some reason, and of course GPT was quick with the full cite and (glorious) synopsis: Trust Me v. Bro, 999 U.S. 867 (2024).
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“I see the problem.”
“Yeah?”
“This is Maple Street.”
“Isn’t that what it says?”
“You want Maple AVENUE.”
“Sorry, I’m covering for Dan.”
“Is Dan okay?”
“Shingles.”
“That’s a shame.”
“I’m Jill, by the way.”
“Where are my manners, I’m Ted.”
“Nice to meet you, Ted.”
“You too, Jill.”
“Yeah?”
“This is Maple Street.”
“Isn’t that what it says?”
“You want Maple AVENUE.”
“Sorry, I’m covering for Dan.”
“Is Dan okay?”
“Shingles.”
“That’s a shame.”
“I’m Jill, by the way.”
“Where are my manners, I’m Ted.”
“Nice to meet you, Ted.”
“You too, Jill.”
December 28, 2024 at 4:50 PM
“I see the problem.”
“Yeah?”
“This is Maple Street.”
“Isn’t that what it says?”
“You want Maple AVENUE.”
“Sorry, I’m covering for Dan.”
“Is Dan okay?”
“Shingles.”
“That’s a shame.”
“I’m Jill, by the way.”
“Where are my manners, I’m Ted.”
“Nice to meet you, Ted.”
“You too, Jill.”
“Yeah?”
“This is Maple Street.”
“Isn’t that what it says?”
“You want Maple AVENUE.”
“Sorry, I’m covering for Dan.”
“Is Dan okay?”
“Shingles.”
“That’s a shame.”
“I’m Jill, by the way.”
“Where are my manners, I’m Ted.”
“Nice to meet you, Ted.”
“You too, Jill.”
Somebody needs to check on Gus, possible on-air death in progress
November 30, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Somebody needs to check on Gus, possible on-air death in progress
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Holy fuck a swan just tried to eat my camera.
November 23, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Holy fuck a swan just tried to eat my camera.
Herbie, c’mon, we really did NOT need to inquire whether the LSU coach does hot yoga. I do NOT need this conversation point in my life.
October 27, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Herbie, c’mon, we really did NOT need to inquire whether the LSU coach does hot yoga. I do NOT need this conversation point in my life.
[Taps chest] Respect, GSU
October 6, 2024 at 12:48 AM
[Taps chest] Respect, GSU
Not saying the med staff for France in the Euro Cup today aren't a little too conservative, but the player who took a spill into the barrier beginning of the second half (and did suffer cut on his forehead) came back onto the field bandaged like a wounded infantryman following Battle of the Bulge
June 17, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Not saying the med staff for France in the Euro Cup today aren't a little too conservative, but the player who took a spill into the barrier beginning of the second half (and did suffer cut on his forehead) came back onto the field bandaged like a wounded infantryman following Battle of the Bulge
I’m not saying I’ve spent too much time in CA wine country this week, but I did notice my waiter at the restaurant yesterday was wearing an apron with a little fabric hook at breast-pocket height. He was using it to hold his wine opener, like an item on a Batman utility belt.
June 5, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I’m not saying I’ve spent too much time in CA wine country this week, but I did notice my waiter at the restaurant yesterday was wearing an apron with a little fabric hook at breast-pocket height. He was using it to hold his wine opener, like an item on a Batman utility belt.
Walked through Muir Woods yesterday to make sure the trees were still there. Good news everyone, they still are.
June 5, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Walked through Muir Woods yesterday to make sure the trees were still there. Good news everyone, they still are.