@brianorien.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbourhood autistic alien 👽 who happens to have a few nerdy interests that would likely bore you to tears 😢
And a huge curiosity toward humanoid nudity and sexual encounters.
And a huge curiosity toward humanoid nudity and sexual encounters.
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Ha! TAKE THAT EARTHLINGS!
![@ChuckWendig honestly do you blame it
New research finds Jupiter is flinging asteroids at Earth
[pic of jupiter]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreibcu7cukirtg2qzx7j5tox4c6255sid5nccd2a4evuhim6pqfplbq@jpeg)
May 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ha! TAKE THAT EARTHLINGS!
Awwww kitty!
May 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Awwww kitty!
Does this woman even age?
May 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Does this woman even age?
Mine?
May 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Mine?
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The Nuka-World raiders are a coalition of three gangs—the Pack, the Disciples, and the Operators—united under Overboss Colter. But with slim raid pickings and Colter’s lazy rule, tensions among the ranks are rising. #Fallout
May 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The Nuka-World raiders are a coalition of three gangs—the Pack, the Disciples, and the Operators—united under Overboss Colter. But with slim raid pickings and Colter’s lazy rule, tensions among the ranks are rising. #Fallout
Weeeeiiiiiiirrrrrrd
OK, this is wild.
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
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In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
May 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Weeeeiiiiiiirrrrrrd
👽 guilty as charged 🤣🤣🤣👽
Any similarity is purely coincidental, right, @questauthority.bsky.social?
February 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
👽 guilty as charged 🤣🤣🤣👽
👽 vibes from home 👽
February 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
👽 vibes from home 👽
February 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
January 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Can see it coming even as far away as my home planet 👽
January 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Can see it coming even as far away as my home planet 👽
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So, naming your kid Elon at this point is kinda like naming him Adolf.
January 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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When it's been an exhausting week and you just want SOMETHING to go your way without incident. 👽
gotta live my truth: sometimes i lower the difficulty to get past annoying parts in games even though i could probably do it regular style if i felt like it. i’m 30 man i don’t have anything to prove
January 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
When it's been an exhausting week and you just want SOMETHING to go your way without incident. 👽
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Turkey Tails in Winter 🤎 #fungifriends
January 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Turkey Tails in Winter 🤎 #fungifriends
That's SUPER HOT!
January 24, 2025 at 9:23 AM
That's SUPER HOT!