briannnnnne.bsky.social
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[sighs so loud that all 3 monitors shatter]
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
[sighs so loud that all 3 monitors shatter]
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Just delete them all. If it’s important they’ll email again.
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Just delete them all. If it’s important they’ll email again.
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A second turtle dove has hit the pear tree.
November 24, 2023 at 11:15 PM
A second turtle dove has hit the pear tree.
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This is how we’re doing performance reviews from now on. Tag yourself.
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is how we’re doing performance reviews from now on. Tag yourself.
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well well well if it isn't all of the tasks I abandoned on friday
September 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
well well well if it isn't all of the tasks I abandoned on friday
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Renting out The Sphere for my friends and family during my colonoscopy.
August 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Renting out The Sphere for my friends and family during my colonoscopy.
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one of these days I'm gonna win the fake argument I'm having in my head, and then you guys are gonna be SO COOKED
July 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
one of these days I'm gonna win the fake argument I'm having in my head, and then you guys are gonna be SO COOKED
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[facilitating an icebreaker]
so everyone let's go around and say your name and how you think you'll die. I can start
so everyone let's go around and say your name and how you think you'll die. I can start
April 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
[facilitating an icebreaker]
so everyone let's go around and say your name and how you think you'll die. I can start
so everyone let's go around and say your name and how you think you'll die. I can start
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Delivered a solid 55 min set of all-new material at my therapist’s today.
April 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Delivered a solid 55 min set of all-new material at my therapist’s today.
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born to be insightful.
forced to say I told you so.
forced to say I told you so.
March 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
born to be insightful.
forced to say I told you so.
forced to say I told you so.
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Just wrote a dozen messages beginning with “So sorry to not have seen your many emails since Thanksgiving…”
January 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Just wrote a dozen messages beginning with “So sorry to not have seen your many emails since Thanksgiving…”
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What’s it called when you can’t get motivated and also can’t relax because I’m that.
December 27, 2024 at 10:42 PM
What’s it called when you can’t get motivated and also can’t relax because I’m that.
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A little prank I like to play is answer honestly when people ask how it’s going.
December 18, 2024 at 9:09 PM
A little prank I like to play is answer honestly when people ask how it’s going.
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Gonna be a little bitch until I get my tasks done.
December 3, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Gonna be a little bitch until I get my tasks done.