Brian Jenkins
@brianjenkins.bsky.social
Swearing baby.
A man trapped in the body of a baby. With the mind of a baby.
I'll DO it!
A man trapped in the body of a baby. With the mind of a baby.
I'll DO it!
Just standing back and looking at the tweet I've just done which is this one and now I'm going back to me compost heap to shit meself and go mad.
October 27, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Just standing back and looking at the tweet I've just done which is this one and now I'm going back to me compost heap to shit meself and go mad.
What's this then? Am I on here now? I don't want to be on here I want to be on the other one how do I get back on it who's done this fuckin ell I've shat me self now does anyone have any wipes?
October 14, 2023 at 10:58 PM
What's this then? Am I on here now? I don't want to be on here I want to be on the other one how do I get back on it who's done this fuckin ell I've shat me self now does anyone have any wipes?
This is about me fuckin ell!
Watching a baby?
Give it scotch. Babies love scotch.
Oh wait, that’s me.
But probably babies too.
Give it scotch. Babies love scotch.
Oh wait, that’s me.
But probably babies too.
September 26, 2023 at 8:27 PM
This is about me fuckin ell!
If you go inside a pelican's beak it's all in there. It's brilliant!
September 25, 2023 at 11:55 PM
If you go inside a pelican's beak it's all in there. It's brilliant!
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Oh fuck. I knew I recognised that monocle. Agggghhhhhhh
September 23, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Oh fuck. I knew I recognised that monocle. Agggghhhhhhh
Just going to let Richard Digance out for a poo. I don't think he'll do one though because he hasn't eaten his roast dinner
September 23, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Just going to let Richard Digance out for a poo. I don't think he'll do one though because he hasn't eaten his roast dinner
If you've not seen me before I@m a top michelin starred chef because the Michelin man comes round me house and I can cook with any ingredients you tell me so say something and I'll tell you waht you can cook
September 23, 2023 at 10:45 PM
If you've not seen me before I@m a top michelin starred chef because the Michelin man comes round me house and I can cook with any ingredients you tell me so say something and I'll tell you waht you can cook
Can you name a famous man?
September 23, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Can you name a famous man?
Watch out for these if you own a butcher's or a cheese shop
Clive Gasfat
Norris Whirler
Horace Sweat
Kenny Fir
Gloria Sarse
Pink Malcolm
I've called the police but they're out tonight at some piss up
Clive Gasfat
Norris Whirler
Horace Sweat
Kenny Fir
Gloria Sarse
Pink Malcolm
I've called the police but they're out tonight at some piss up
September 23, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Watch out for these if you own a butcher's or a cheese shop
Clive Gasfat
Norris Whirler
Horace Sweat
Kenny Fir
Gloria Sarse
Pink Malcolm
I've called the police but they're out tonight at some piss up
Clive Gasfat
Norris Whirler
Horace Sweat
Kenny Fir
Gloria Sarse
Pink Malcolm
I've called the police but they're out tonight at some piss up
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Bungle is a cunt who would panic, cry or both and nobody wants a bear doing that.
I would go Zippy becasue he is a gobshite and it would be very entertaining coating everybody else whilst waiting for rescue.
I would go Zippy becasue he is a gobshite and it would be very entertaining coating everybody else whilst waiting for rescue.
September 22, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Bungle is a cunt who would panic, cry or both and nobody wants a bear doing that.
I would go Zippy becasue he is a gobshite and it would be very entertaining coating everybody else whilst waiting for rescue.
I would go Zippy becasue he is a gobshite and it would be very entertaining coating everybody else whilst waiting for rescue.
If you don't know who I am from twitter then I am a man trapped in the body of a baby and with the mind of a baby BUT I am:
A billionaire
Very strong
Good at fights
Clever
So if you want to come round me house you can come round me house
A billionaire
Very strong
Good at fights
Clever
So if you want to come round me house you can come round me house
September 22, 2023 at 6:56 PM
If you don't know who I am from twitter then I am a man trapped in the body of a baby and with the mind of a baby BUT I am:
A billionaire
Very strong
Good at fights
Clever
So if you want to come round me house you can come round me house
A billionaire
Very strong
Good at fights
Clever
So if you want to come round me house you can come round me house
You can't do polls on here but you can really which one out of Rainbow would you want to be trapped in a bin* with answer 1, 2, 3, 4
1. Zippy
2. Bungle
3. George
4. Geoffrey
*there's a tin of pear halves in there and a broken cup
1. Zippy
2. Bungle
3. George
4. Geoffrey
*there's a tin of pear halves in there and a broken cup
September 22, 2023 at 6:28 PM
You can't do polls on here but you can really which one out of Rainbow would you want to be trapped in a bin* with answer 1, 2, 3, 4
1. Zippy
2. Bungle
3. George
4. Geoffrey
*there's a tin of pear halves in there and a broken cup
1. Zippy
2. Bungle
3. George
4. Geoffrey
*there's a tin of pear halves in there and a broken cup
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If I'm ever not sure what to do I always ask me self what Zippy would do and then I do that
August 29, 2023 at 8:01 PM
If I'm ever not sure what to do I always ask me self what Zippy would do and then I do that
If you want someone to take you on holiday on a jumbo jet then ask me I've got a pilot's licence and I've been on a big plane before if you supply the plane I'll take you where you want I just need crisps and pop in return
September 16, 2023 at 10:33 PM
If you want someone to take you on holiday on a jumbo jet then ask me I've got a pilot's licence and I've been on a big plane before if you supply the plane I'll take you where you want I just need crisps and pop in return
Where am I? Is this me compost heap? I've got soil in me eyes and I can't remember anything last night apart from running away from the zookeeper until I couldn't hear him shouting anymore fuckin ell!
August 31, 2023 at 11:06 AM
Where am I? Is this me compost heap? I've got soil in me eyes and I can't remember anything last night apart from running away from the zookeeper until I couldn't hear him shouting anymore fuckin ell!
Bought one of these from Obvious Plant and now it's it's all right now fuckin ell teatime!
August 29, 2023 at 9:45 PM
Bought one of these from Obvious Plant and now it's it's all right now fuckin ell teatime!
If you accidentally slit yourself open then go down Greggs and buy some pastries and shove them in your wound and it'll heal quite nicely but REMEMBER Teh ambulance man is quick so he'll chase you down the street in his disguise
August 29, 2023 at 8:23 PM
If you accidentally slit yourself open then go down Greggs and buy some pastries and shove them in your wound and it'll heal quite nicely but REMEMBER Teh ambulance man is quick so he'll chase you down the street in his disguise
Using your nappy as a sling like in David and Goliath except it's me vs Geoff Capes and it ended in a massive chase and I hid in Greggs and he weren't allowed in because of the stench
August 29, 2023 at 8:21 PM
Using your nappy as a sling like in David and Goliath except it's me vs Geoff Capes and it ended in a massive chase and I hid in Greggs and he weren't allowed in because of the stench
No I wont stop posting.
August 29, 2023 at 8:20 PM
No I wont stop posting.
This is a Lovejoy fan account. And Boon. And Bergerac.
August 29, 2023 at 8:16 PM
This is a Lovejoy fan account. And Boon. And Bergerac.
Managed to get into the betting shop by standing on another babies head and wearing a long coat so I'm going to put a fiver on one of these:
Dirty Ken 5/1
Violent Arnold 10/1
Nude Aristocrat 14/1
Communist Twat 15/2
Dirty Ken 5/1
Violent Arnold 10/1
Nude Aristocrat 14/1
Communist Twat 15/2
August 29, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Managed to get into the betting shop by standing on another babies head and wearing a long coat so I'm going to put a fiver on one of these:
Dirty Ken 5/1
Violent Arnold 10/1
Nude Aristocrat 14/1
Communist Twat 15/2
Dirty Ken 5/1
Violent Arnold 10/1
Nude Aristocrat 14/1
Communist Twat 15/2
Is it time for another boiled egg drink might put the Bee Gees on I've got Richard Digance comin over later to hide in me cupboard (his wife hates him) and we're going to eat hallucinogenic fungus and make phone calls
August 29, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Is it time for another boiled egg drink might put the Bee Gees on I've got Richard Digance comin over later to hide in me cupboard (his wife hates him) and we're going to eat hallucinogenic fungus and make phone calls
If I'm ever not sure what to do I always ask me self what Zippy would do and then I do that
August 29, 2023 at 8:01 PM
If I'm ever not sure what to do I always ask me self what Zippy would do and then I do that
How did I get on here? I don't want to be on here. I want to be on the other one how do I get out??? Fuckin ell!
August 29, 2023 at 7:57 PM
How did I get on here? I don't want to be on here. I want to be on the other one how do I get out??? Fuckin ell!