Brian Jenkins
@brianjenkins.bsky.social
Swearing baby.
A man trapped in the body of a baby. With the mind of a baby.
I'll DO it!
A man trapped in the body of a baby. With the mind of a baby.
I'll DO it!
I'll walk behind him with one of those massive long bugles that's like a yard of ale and I'll shout it at im until he goes mental and turns on me and then I'll call the police
October 11, 2023 at 3:00 PM
I'll walk behind him with one of those massive long bugles that's like a yard of ale and I'll shout it at im until he goes mental and turns on me and then I'll call the police
Have I got a job then now?
October 11, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Have I got a job then now?
I'm already an alt account what do we have to do then do we have to set up real ones?
October 11, 2023 at 12:21 AM
I'm already an alt account what do we have to do then do we have to set up real ones?
And we're allowed guns in America if we want them and go down the betting shop but don't be sick else you'll be asked to leave go and sit on the big stools and watch horses on the tv and win a quid or something and then smoke another cigar fuckin ell!
September 26, 2023 at 8:27 PM
And we're allowed guns in America if we want them and go down the betting shop but don't be sick else you'll be asked to leave go and sit on the big stools and watch horses on the tv and win a quid or something and then smoke another cigar fuckin ell!
It's an evolutionary advantage like when dog's smell ghosts
September 23, 2023 at 11:17 PM
It's an evolutionary advantage like when dog's smell ghosts
Now get inside me womb it's where you belong fuckin ell bleedin Nora Batty you've done it all wrong and now you have to go to bed
September 23, 2023 at 11:16 PM
Now get inside me womb it's where you belong fuckin ell bleedin Nora Batty you've done it all wrong and now you have to go to bed
Reposted by Brian Jenkins
Oh fuck. I knew I recognised that monocle. Agggghhhhhhh
September 23, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Oh fuck. I knew I recognised that monocle. Agggghhhhhhh
I'm already here Paul, or should I call you King Susan XIV as it says on your birth certificate you coward fuckin ell!
September 23, 2023 at 11:03 PM
I'm already here Paul, or should I call you King Susan XIV as it says on your birth certificate you coward fuckin ell!
How can they do that have they got special eyes?
September 23, 2023 at 10:44 PM
How can they do that have they got special eyes?
I usually do one in me bed it keeps it warm for a bit when I have to slee poutside but Mrs Jenkins has been on holiday most of the year with a sex man and so Mrs Kiddiwinks comes round to turf me out when it gets dark
September 23, 2023 at 10:43 PM
I usually do one in me bed it keeps it warm for a bit when I have to slee poutside but Mrs Jenkins has been on holiday most of the year with a sex man and so Mrs Kiddiwinks comes round to turf me out when it gets dark
Fuckin ell briLLIANT! I'll wait for them in me house that's where I@ll be then they'll be abble to find me do they want to borrow me torch?
September 23, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Fuckin ell briLLIANT! I'll wait for them in me house that's where I@ll be then they'll be abble to find me do they want to borrow me torch?
What? Is it night time again? Fuckin ell! I'd better let Richard Digance out for a poo fuckin ell!
September 23, 2023 at 10:34 PM
What? Is it night time again? Fuckin ell! I'd better let Richard Digance out for a poo fuckin ell!
Can you send the monsters round me house and I can make them all tea and toast they can sit round me table and I'll ask them an interview and they can all tell me what they've seen?
September 23, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Can you send the monsters round me house and I can make them all tea and toast they can sit round me table and I'll ask them an interview and they can all tell me what they've seen?
That was my fault that tweet I won't do that tweet again I'll do it again
September 23, 2023 at 10:31 PM
That was my fault that tweet I won't do that tweet again I'll do it again
Have you ever knitted a Frankenstein out of bits an that and connected it to the roof so that lightning makes it into a man?
September 23, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Have you ever knitted a Frankenstein out of bits an that and connected it to the roof so that lightning makes it into a man?
Everyone knew her eventually because she exploded into bits and there wasn't a dry eye in the town because people had bits of her in their eyes.
September 23, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Everyone knew her eventually because she exploded into bits and there wasn't a dry eye in the town because people had bits of her in their eyes.
Do you have to learn knitting as well then? Can you knit someone back together with wool like in Bagpuss I bet it's now where did I put
September 23, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Do you have to learn knitting as well then? Can you knit someone back together with wool like in Bagpuss I bet it's now where did I put
I've been drinking it long enough now me skin is see through and Dr Shoveit says I'm going to have to cut down on it especially as it's flammable and I smoke cigars.
September 23, 2023 at 10:21 PM
I've been drinking it long enough now me skin is see through and Dr Shoveit says I'm going to have to cut down on it especially as it's flammable and I smoke cigars.