Brian Haas
@brianhaas.bsky.social
Writer. Podcast Producer. Film Critic for 30 years as of 2024.
Now Watching: Jurassic World Rebirth
An expedition travels to the site of the original park to extract samples from dinosaurs in order to potentially have a huge medical breakthrough against heart disease.
An expedition travels to the site of the original park to extract samples from dinosaurs in order to potentially have a huge medical breakthrough against heart disease.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Now Watching: Jurassic World Rebirth
An expedition travels to the site of the original park to extract samples from dinosaurs in order to potentially have a huge medical breakthrough against heart disease.
An expedition travels to the site of the original park to extract samples from dinosaurs in order to potentially have a huge medical breakthrough against heart disease.
Now Watching: Blood And Black Lace
A Rome fashion house is plagued by scandal, betrayal and murder. Beautiful to look at and wickedly entertaining, everyone is absolutely terrible, which makes all violent depravity very satisfying.
A Rome fashion house is plagued by scandal, betrayal and murder. Beautiful to look at and wickedly entertaining, everyone is absolutely terrible, which makes all violent depravity very satisfying.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Now Watching: Blood And Black Lace
A Rome fashion house is plagued by scandal, betrayal and murder. Beautiful to look at and wickedly entertaining, everyone is absolutely terrible, which makes all violent depravity very satisfying.
A Rome fashion house is plagued by scandal, betrayal and murder. Beautiful to look at and wickedly entertaining, everyone is absolutely terrible, which makes all violent depravity very satisfying.
Now Watching: Frankenstein
A brilliant scientist brings a creature to life thru a monsterous experiment that haunts them both going forward. Lavish and thoughtful, this is an excellent take on the story even if it take a while to get moving.
A brilliant scientist brings a creature to life thru a monsterous experiment that haunts them both going forward. Lavish and thoughtful, this is an excellent take on the story even if it take a while to get moving.
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Now Watching: Frankenstein
A brilliant scientist brings a creature to life thru a monsterous experiment that haunts them both going forward. Lavish and thoughtful, this is an excellent take on the story even if it take a while to get moving.
A brilliant scientist brings a creature to life thru a monsterous experiment that haunts them both going forward. Lavish and thoughtful, this is an excellent take on the story even if it take a while to get moving.
Nw Watching: Labyrinth
A teenage girl must traverse a maze to save her baby brother from the Goblin King. Wildly imaginative and very entertaining, I hadn’t seen this in ages and forgot how really great it is.
A teenage girl must traverse a maze to save her baby brother from the Goblin King. Wildly imaginative and very entertaining, I hadn’t seen this in ages and forgot how really great it is.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Nw Watching: Labyrinth
A teenage girl must traverse a maze to save her baby brother from the Goblin King. Wildly imaginative and very entertaining, I hadn’t seen this in ages and forgot how really great it is.
A teenage girl must traverse a maze to save her baby brother from the Goblin King. Wildly imaginative and very entertaining, I hadn’t seen this in ages and forgot how really great it is.
Now Watching: The Bird With The Crystal Plumage
An American who interrupted a serial killer during an attempted murder becomes a target of the murderer as he tries to uncover their identity. A giallo classic, this wasn’t Argento greatest heights but it’s awfully satisfying.
An American who interrupted a serial killer during an attempted murder becomes a target of the murderer as he tries to uncover their identity. A giallo classic, this wasn’t Argento greatest heights but it’s awfully satisfying.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Now Watching: The Bird With The Crystal Plumage
An American who interrupted a serial killer during an attempted murder becomes a target of the murderer as he tries to uncover their identity. A giallo classic, this wasn’t Argento greatest heights but it’s awfully satisfying.
An American who interrupted a serial killer during an attempted murder becomes a target of the murderer as he tries to uncover their identity. A giallo classic, this wasn’t Argento greatest heights but it’s awfully satisfying.
Now Watching: Inferno Rosso: Joe D’Amato On The Road Of Excess
An in depth look at the producer, writer and director’s life and work thru the eyes of his friends and family. Aristide Massaccesi and his work often gets thrown in the dumpster and it’s completely unfair.
An in depth look at the producer, writer and director’s life and work thru the eyes of his friends and family. Aristide Massaccesi and his work often gets thrown in the dumpster and it’s completely unfair.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Now Watching: Inferno Rosso: Joe D’Amato On The Road Of Excess
An in depth look at the producer, writer and director’s life and work thru the eyes of his friends and family. Aristide Massaccesi and his work often gets thrown in the dumpster and it’s completely unfair.
An in depth look at the producer, writer and director’s life and work thru the eyes of his friends and family. Aristide Massaccesi and his work often gets thrown in the dumpster and it’s completely unfair.
Now Watching: Springsteen: Delivery Me From Knowhere
Bruce Springsteen struggles with expectations after having the most successful album and tour of his life. Incredibly likable and deeply affecting, I was completely surprised by how much this movie sucked me in.
Bruce Springsteen struggles with expectations after having the most successful album and tour of his life. Incredibly likable and deeply affecting, I was completely surprised by how much this movie sucked me in.
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Now Watching: Springsteen: Delivery Me From Knowhere
Bruce Springsteen struggles with expectations after having the most successful album and tour of his life. Incredibly likable and deeply affecting, I was completely surprised by how much this movie sucked me in.
Bruce Springsteen struggles with expectations after having the most successful album and tour of his life. Incredibly likable and deeply affecting, I was completely surprised by how much this movie sucked me in.
Now Watching: Heavier Trip
The most brutal death metal band in Finland must escape from prison to play a big international festival to save their guitarist’s farm. Big hearted & riotously funny, I found it impossible to not love the continued adventures of Impaled Rektum in all their absurd glory.
The most brutal death metal band in Finland must escape from prison to play a big international festival to save their guitarist’s farm. Big hearted & riotously funny, I found it impossible to not love the continued adventures of Impaled Rektum in all their absurd glory.
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Now Watching: Heavier Trip
The most brutal death metal band in Finland must escape from prison to play a big international festival to save their guitarist’s farm. Big hearted & riotously funny, I found it impossible to not love the continued adventures of Impaled Rektum in all their absurd glory.
The most brutal death metal band in Finland must escape from prison to play a big international festival to save their guitarist’s farm. Big hearted & riotously funny, I found it impossible to not love the continued adventures of Impaled Rektum in all their absurd glory.
Now Watching: Primal Rage
A reporter attacked by a monkey being experimented on by a Florida university unwittingly unleashes a virus that causes violent rage on the unsuspecting school.
A reporter attacked by a monkey being experimented on by a Florida university unwittingly unleashes a virus that causes violent rage on the unsuspecting school.
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Now Watching: Primal Rage
A reporter attacked by a monkey being experimented on by a Florida university unwittingly unleashes a virus that causes violent rage on the unsuspecting school.
A reporter attacked by a monkey being experimented on by a Florida university unwittingly unleashes a virus that causes violent rage on the unsuspecting school.
Now Watching: Blood Rage
A twin wrongly institutionalized for the murder his brother committed escapes after ten years causing his evil sibling to go on another bloody rampage. While I’m always sad to say goodbye to Halloween that doesn’t mean the violent massacres need come to an end.
A twin wrongly institutionalized for the murder his brother committed escapes after ten years causing his evil sibling to go on another bloody rampage. While I’m always sad to say goodbye to Halloween that doesn’t mean the violent massacres need come to an end.
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Now Watching: Blood Rage
A twin wrongly institutionalized for the murder his brother committed escapes after ten years causing his evil sibling to go on another bloody rampage. While I’m always sad to say goodbye to Halloween that doesn’t mean the violent massacres need come to an end.
A twin wrongly institutionalized for the murder his brother committed escapes after ten years causing his evil sibling to go on another bloody rampage. While I’m always sad to say goodbye to Halloween that doesn’t mean the violent massacres need come to an end.
Now Watching: Ssssstoner Snake
Friends going to a Halloween party run afoul of an intergalactic criminal snake that has crash landed on and driven into a homicidal frenzy by pot smoke. Wonderfully cheesy, this feels very much like the low budget late night horror schlock that inspired it.
Friends going to a Halloween party run afoul of an intergalactic criminal snake that has crash landed on and driven into a homicidal frenzy by pot smoke. Wonderfully cheesy, this feels very much like the low budget late night horror schlock that inspired it.
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Now Watching: Ssssstoner Snake
Friends going to a Halloween party run afoul of an intergalactic criminal snake that has crash landed on and driven into a homicidal frenzy by pot smoke. Wonderfully cheesy, this feels very much like the low budget late night horror schlock that inspired it.
Friends going to a Halloween party run afoul of an intergalactic criminal snake that has crash landed on and driven into a homicidal frenzy by pot smoke. Wonderfully cheesy, this feels very much like the low budget late night horror schlock that inspired it.
Now Watching: Weapons
A community is left reeling after all but one child from a single classroom disappear on the same night.
A community is left reeling after all but one child from a single classroom disappear on the same night.
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Now Watching: Weapons
A community is left reeling after all but one child from a single classroom disappear on the same night.
A community is left reeling after all but one child from a single classroom disappear on the same night.
Now Watching: Halloween III: Season Of The Witch
A doctor uncovers a conspiracy to use Halloween masks to kill children. An all time Halloween classic, the story is wonderfully depraved and and wholly original.
A doctor uncovers a conspiracy to use Halloween masks to kill children. An all time Halloween classic, the story is wonderfully depraved and and wholly original.
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Now Watching: Halloween III: Season Of The Witch
A doctor uncovers a conspiracy to use Halloween masks to kill children. An all time Halloween classic, the story is wonderfully depraved and and wholly original.
A doctor uncovers a conspiracy to use Halloween masks to kill children. An all time Halloween classic, the story is wonderfully depraved and and wholly original.
Now Watching: Hubie Halloween
A good natured scaredy-cat spends every Halloween keeping the festivities in Salem Massachusetts safe for his fellow town folk. Big hearted and silly, this is for sure my favorite later Sandler comedy.
A good natured scaredy-cat spends every Halloween keeping the festivities in Salem Massachusetts safe for his fellow town folk. Big hearted and silly, this is for sure my favorite later Sandler comedy.
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Now Watching: Hubie Halloween
A good natured scaredy-cat spends every Halloween keeping the festivities in Salem Massachusetts safe for his fellow town folk. Big hearted and silly, this is for sure my favorite later Sandler comedy.
A good natured scaredy-cat spends every Halloween keeping the festivities in Salem Massachusetts safe for his fellow town folk. Big hearted and silly, this is for sure my favorite later Sandler comedy.
Now Watching: Haunted House Of Pancakes
On Halloween the food at a diner becomes possessed and looks for revenge against its patrons. Incredibly silly, this obviously isn’t taking itself very seriously.
On Halloween the food at a diner becomes possessed and looks for revenge against its patrons. Incredibly silly, this obviously isn’t taking itself very seriously.
October 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Now Watching: Haunted House Of Pancakes
On Halloween the food at a diner becomes possessed and looks for revenge against its patrons. Incredibly silly, this obviously isn’t taking itself very seriously.
On Halloween the food at a diner becomes possessed and looks for revenge against its patrons. Incredibly silly, this obviously isn’t taking itself very seriously.
Now Watching: Jack-O
Teenagers vandalizing graves on Halloween accidentally free an evil being looking for revenge. Holy shit was this a turd.
Teenagers vandalizing graves on Halloween accidentally free an evil being looking for revenge. Holy shit was this a turd.
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Now Watching: Jack-O
Teenagers vandalizing graves on Halloween accidentally free an evil being looking for revenge. Holy shit was this a turd.
Teenagers vandalizing graves on Halloween accidentally free an evil being looking for revenge. Holy shit was this a turd.
Now Watching: Burn Witch Burn
A college professor skeptical of his wife’s belief in magic learns there may more to his successes in her practice in witchcraft.
A college professor skeptical of his wife’s belief in magic learns there may more to his successes in her practice in witchcraft.
October 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Now Watching: Burn Witch Burn
A college professor skeptical of his wife’s belief in magic learns there may more to his successes in her practice in witchcraft.
A college professor skeptical of his wife’s belief in magic learns there may more to his successes in her practice in witchcraft.
Now Watching: Hell House LLC
A documentary crew investigating a tragedy at a haunted house attraction find that supernatural elements might be at play. I’ll give it credit for being different and it certainly has some great moments.
A documentary crew investigating a tragedy at a haunted house attraction find that supernatural elements might be at play. I’ll give it credit for being different and it certainly has some great moments.
October 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Now Watching: Hell House LLC
A documentary crew investigating a tragedy at a haunted house attraction find that supernatural elements might be at play. I’ll give it credit for being different and it certainly has some great moments.
A documentary crew investigating a tragedy at a haunted house attraction find that supernatural elements might be at play. I’ll give it credit for being different and it certainly has some great moments.
Now Watching: We Are Zombies
The living impared rise from their graves to mildly inconvenience the living with their non violent ways. A sort of reverse zombie apocalypse, this has a great sense of humor about its subject.
The living impared rise from their graves to mildly inconvenience the living with their non violent ways. A sort of reverse zombie apocalypse, this has a great sense of humor about its subject.
October 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Now Watching: We Are Zombies
The living impared rise from their graves to mildly inconvenience the living with their non violent ways. A sort of reverse zombie apocalypse, this has a great sense of humor about its subject.
The living impared rise from their graves to mildly inconvenience the living with their non violent ways. A sort of reverse zombie apocalypse, this has a great sense of humor about its subject.
Now Watching: Amityville In Space
After exorcising the house from the face of the earth the evil home shows up outside of a black hole far in the future. This feels like ten no budget movies dropped into a blender and puréed into pulp.
After exorcising the house from the face of the earth the evil home shows up outside of a black hole far in the future. This feels like ten no budget movies dropped into a blender and puréed into pulp.
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Now Watching: Amityville In Space
After exorcising the house from the face of the earth the evil home shows up outside of a black hole far in the future. This feels like ten no budget movies dropped into a blender and puréed into pulp.
After exorcising the house from the face of the earth the evil home shows up outside of a black hole far in the future. This feels like ten no budget movies dropped into a blender and puréed into pulp.
Now Watching: Devil’s Pass
College students retracing the steps of a doomed group of Russian hikers disappear while trying to find out what happened.
College students retracing the steps of a doomed group of Russian hikers disappear while trying to find out what happened.
October 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Now Watching: Devil’s Pass
College students retracing the steps of a doomed group of Russian hikers disappear while trying to find out what happened.
College students retracing the steps of a doomed group of Russian hikers disappear while trying to find out what happened.
Now Watching: Trick ‘r’ Treat
A small town is overrun with serial killers, monsters, ghouls and things that go bump in the night as they celebrate Halloween. The perfect Halloween movie, this is my all time favorite film about the season.
A small town is overrun with serial killers, monsters, ghouls and things that go bump in the night as they celebrate Halloween. The perfect Halloween movie, this is my all time favorite film about the season.
October 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Now Watching: Trick ‘r’ Treat
A small town is overrun with serial killers, monsters, ghouls and things that go bump in the night as they celebrate Halloween. The perfect Halloween movie, this is my all time favorite film about the season.
A small town is overrun with serial killers, monsters, ghouls and things that go bump in the night as they celebrate Halloween. The perfect Halloween movie, this is my all time favorite film about the season.
Now Watching: Cockneys Vs Zombies
When their grandfather becomes at risk for losing his group home to a real estate developer a group of inept criminals attempt to rob a bank to finance his new living arrangements but everything gets thrown up into the air when zombies are accidentally released.
When their grandfather becomes at risk for losing his group home to a real estate developer a group of inept criminals attempt to rob a bank to finance his new living arrangements but everything gets thrown up into the air when zombies are accidentally released.
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Now Watching: Cockneys Vs Zombies
When their grandfather becomes at risk for losing his group home to a real estate developer a group of inept criminals attempt to rob a bank to finance his new living arrangements but everything gets thrown up into the air when zombies are accidentally released.
When their grandfather becomes at risk for losing his group home to a real estate developer a group of inept criminals attempt to rob a bank to finance his new living arrangements but everything gets thrown up into the air when zombies are accidentally released.
Now Watching: #Alive
A lone survivor remains in isolation in his apartment building after an unknown infection causes victims to become rage stricken zombies.
A lone survivor remains in isolation in his apartment building after an unknown infection causes victims to become rage stricken zombies.
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Now Watching: #Alive
A lone survivor remains in isolation in his apartment building after an unknown infection causes victims to become rage stricken zombies.
A lone survivor remains in isolation in his apartment building after an unknown infection causes victims to become rage stricken zombies.