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Brian Haas
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Writer. Podcast Producer. Film Critic for 30 years as of 2024.
Now Watching: Blood And Black Lace

A Rome fashion house is plagued by scandal, betrayal and murder. Beautiful to look at and wickedly entertaining, everyone is absolutely terrible, which makes all violent depravity very satisfying.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Now Watching: Frankenstein

A brilliant scientist brings a creature to life thru a monsterous experiment that haunts them both going forward. Lavish and thoughtful, this is an excellent take on the story even if it take a while to get moving.
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Nw Watching: Labyrinth

A teenage girl must traverse a maze to save her baby brother from the Goblin King. Wildly imaginative and very entertaining, I hadn’t seen this in ages and forgot how really great it is.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Now Watching: The Bird With The Crystal Plumage

An American who interrupted a serial killer during an attempted murder becomes a target of the murderer as he tries to uncover their identity. A giallo classic, this wasn’t Argento greatest heights but it’s awfully satisfying.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Now Watching: Inferno Rosso: Joe D’Amato On The Road Of Excess

An in depth look at the producer, writer and director’s life and work thru the eyes of his friends and family. Aristide Massaccesi and his work often gets thrown in the dumpster and it’s completely unfair.
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Now Watching: Springsteen: Delivery Me From Knowhere

Bruce Springsteen struggles with expectations after having the most successful album and tour of his life. Incredibly likable and deeply affecting, I was completely surprised by how much this movie sucked me in.
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Now Watching: Heavier Trip

The most brutal death metal band in Finland must escape from prison to play a big international festival to save their guitarist’s farm. Big hearted & riotously funny, I found it impossible to not love the continued adventures of Impaled Rektum in all their absurd glory.
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Now Watching: Primal Rage

A reporter attacked by a monkey being experimented on by a Florida university unwittingly unleashes a virus that causes violent rage on the unsuspecting school.
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Now Watching: Blood Rage

A twin wrongly institutionalized for the murder his brother committed escapes after ten years causing his evil sibling to go on another bloody rampage. While I’m always sad to say goodbye to Halloween that doesn’t mean the violent massacres need come to an end.
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Now Watching: Ssssstoner Snake

Friends going to a Halloween party run afoul of an intergalactic criminal snake that has crash landed on and driven into a homicidal frenzy by pot smoke. Wonderfully cheesy, this feels very much like the low budget late night horror schlock that inspired it.
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Now Watching: Weapons

A community is left reeling after all but one child from a single classroom disappear on the same night.
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Now Watching: Halloween III: Season Of The Witch

A doctor uncovers a conspiracy to use Halloween masks to kill children. An all time Halloween classic, the story is wonderfully depraved and and wholly original.
October 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Now Watching: Hubie Halloween

A good natured scaredy-cat spends every Halloween keeping the festivities in Salem Massachusetts safe for his fellow town folk. Big hearted and silly, this is for sure my favorite later Sandler comedy.
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Now Watching: Haunted House Of Pancakes

On Halloween the food at a diner becomes possessed and looks for revenge against its patrons. Incredibly silly, this obviously isn’t taking itself very seriously.
October 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Now Watching: Jack-O

Teenagers vandalizing graves on Halloween accidentally free an evil being looking for revenge. Holy shit was this a turd.
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Now Watching: Burn Witch Burn

A college professor skeptical of his wife’s belief in magic learns there may more to his successes in her practice in witchcraft.
October 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Now Watching: Hell House LLC

A documentary crew investigating a tragedy at a haunted house attraction find that supernatural elements might be at play. I’ll give it credit for being different and it certainly has some great moments.
October 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Now Watching: We Are Zombies

The living impared rise from their graves to mildly inconvenience the living with their non violent ways. A sort of reverse zombie apocalypse, this has a great sense of humor about its subject.
October 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Now Watching: Amityville In Space

After exorcising the house from the face of the earth the evil home shows up outside of a black hole far in the future. This feels like ten no budget movies dropped into a blender and puréed into pulp.
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Now Watching: Devil’s Pass

College students retracing the steps of a doomed group of Russian hikers disappear while trying to find out what happened.
October 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Now Watching: Trick ‘r’ Treat

A small town is overrun with serial killers, monsters, ghouls and things that go bump in the night as they celebrate Halloween. The perfect Halloween movie, this is my all time favorite film about the season.
October 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Now Watching: Cockneys Vs Zombies

When their grandfather becomes at risk for losing his group home to a real estate developer a group of inept criminals attempt to rob a bank to finance his new living arrangements but everything gets thrown up into the air when zombies are accidentally released.
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Now Watching: #Alive

A lone survivor remains in isolation in his apartment building after an unknown infection causes victims to become rage stricken zombies.
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM