I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

If you use AI for a zine you should have a photocopier dropped on you like a piano

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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