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Brian Beebe
@brianbeebe.bsky.social
Slytherin. 🐍 Carnivore. 🥩 Wannabe sneaker-head. 👟 New Orleans Saints and Pelicans fan for life. ⚜️ Opinions are my own. he/him
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Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.
July 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Fuck you @kindafunnyvids.bsky.social @blessingjr.bsky.social @gameovergreggy.bsky.social for nearly killing me on my commute this morning. *SPOILER AHEAD*
I was listening to the Game Showdown finale and when Blessing said “Shout out Santos” I choked on my drink and spit it all over my truck.
May 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Do your best to present yourself to God as one approved, a worker who does not need to be ashamed and who correctly handles piping hot pizza rolls.

2 Timothy 2:15
January 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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“Cheer up, someday you’ll attend my funeral.”
January 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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i’m definitely the best shopper in this dunning-kroger
December 11, 2024 at 4:39 PM