Brian
@brian215.bsky.social
Jump on stage and then I dip down.
Pinned
No, one of YOUR high school soccer teammates just texted the link to the state finals vs the same team you scored a go-ahead golazo against in the 1990 semis with 4 mins left but a defender megged your goalie with 14 seconds left and you’d lose in PKs and it fucking haunts you to this day.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
No, one of YOUR high school soccer teammates just texted the link to the state finals vs the same team you scored a go-ahead golazo against in the 1990 semis with 4 mins left but a defender megged your goalie with 14 seconds left and you’d lose in PKs and it fucking haunts you to this day.
He just, he just … truthed it out.
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
He just, he just … truthed it out.
Time for some tooth talk…
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Time for some tooth talk…
Oh man, if we end up getting a Portugal match in Philly next summer, I’m going to paint myself head to toe as an Irish flag and just station myself outside their hotel and training facility screaming the most absurdly offensive shit till I can’t scream no more.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Oh man, if we end up getting a Portugal match in Philly next summer, I’m going to paint myself head to toe as an Irish flag and just station myself outside their hotel and training facility screaming the most absurdly offensive shit till I can’t scream no more.
I’m really shaken to the core (fall to knees at Walmart level) by how horribly the Nuzzi profile is written. While I edited interns at an alt-weekly many moons ago, nothing I’ve seen prepared me for it. It makes me question whether humans should just go extinct at this point.
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’m really shaken to the core (fall to knees at Walmart level) by how horribly the Nuzzi profile is written. While I edited interns at an alt-weekly many moons ago, nothing I’ve seen prepared me for it. It makes me question whether humans should just go extinct at this point.
"What do you want for Christmas, dad?"
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"What do you want for Christmas, dad?"
Reposted by Brian
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
Anybody who buys that book doesn’t deserve the gift of sight.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Anybody who buys that book doesn’t deserve the gift of sight.
Jesus fucking Christ almighty I wish I wasn’t literate.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Jesus fucking Christ almighty I wish I wasn’t literate.
Reposted by Brian
I'm told one of youse made that rapist cry is that right
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm told one of youse made that rapist cry is that right
Reposted by Brian
Life moves pretty fast
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Life moves pretty fast
They might’ve stopped making pennies but there will never be a day when pennies don’t exist. That’s some gangster shit.
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
They might’ve stopped making pennies but there will never be a day when pennies don’t exist. That’s some gangster shit.
Reposted by Brian
Notice how no one ever says "Fuck the fire department."
A Jersey Shore firefighter is being hailed as a hero after jumping into action to save a person on a flight who was suffering a medical emergency. on.nbc10.com/pPaqefp
Jersey Shore firefighter being called a hero after saving passenger on flight
A Jersey Shore firefighter is being hailed as a hero after jumping into action to save a person on a flight who was suffering a medical emergency.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Notice how no one ever says "Fuck the fire department."
I fucking despise this dude on Jeopardy.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I fucking despise this dude on Jeopardy.
Give Luigi his fucking laptop.
Months after a judge said Luigi Mangione could have a laptop in jail to review evidence, lawyers for the man accused of killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson say the device has yet to be delivered.
A judge said Luigi Mangione could have a laptop to view evidence in jail. He still hasn't gotten it
Months after a judge said Luigi Mangione could have a laptop in jail to review evidence, lawyers for the man accused of killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson say the device has yet to be delivered.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Give Luigi his fucking laptop.
I stand with Emmanuel Clase.
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I stand with Emmanuel Clase.
Driving to/from Center City the past few weeks instead of taking regional rail has taught me one important lesson: we need to collectively accept the risk of trains blowing up inexplicably instead of doubling the commute time.
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Driving to/from Center City the past few weeks instead of taking regional rail has taught me one important lesson: we need to collectively accept the risk of trains blowing up inexplicably instead of doubling the commute time.
Reposted by Brian
ART THOU BORED?
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
ART THOU BORED?
Your friends who support pedophilia won’t see your posts on BlueSky, so you should call them and tell them how awful they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Your friends who support pedophilia won’t see your posts on BlueSky, so you should call them and tell them how awful they are.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the Henry Avenue seafood restaurant that pivoted to strip club during the pandemic and closed last year has a fresh coat of exterior paint and new windows.
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the Henry Avenue seafood restaurant that pivoted to strip club during the pandemic and closed last year has a fresh coat of exterior paint and new windows.
Now’s the time of night when I get pissed off that I won’t get home from Quizzo and be able to watch the new episode of Justified.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Now’s the time of night when I get pissed off that I won’t get home from Quizzo and be able to watch the new episode of Justified.
You people do realize you’re the light pollution, right?
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You people do realize you’re the light pollution, right?