Brett Merritt
@brettm.bsky.social
Film obsessed, horror movie aficionado, ITYSL fan, marketer by day, writer of things, actor (TMG), novice boxer, Leftist tendencies, and a believer in all human rights.
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If your house gets egged right now, someone reeeally hates you.
February 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
If your house gets egged right now, someone reeeally hates you.
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Asked the vape store guy if they had Pineapple Jizz flavor since I heard it’s a favorite. He said they don’t have it, so I got Grape Slushy instead. Glad I did.
August 18, 2023 at 9:14 PM
Asked the vape store guy if they had Pineapple Jizz flavor since I heard it’s a favorite. He said they don’t have it, so I got Grape Slushy instead. Glad I did.
When I go camping by myself, I always try to get a decent photo with the timer.
August 9, 2023 at 3:51 PM
When I go camping by myself, I always try to get a decent photo with the timer.
Me with the US right now.
July 27, 2023 at 3:11 PM
Me with the US right now.
Bksy needs to figure out that when I’m following someone, I want to see their posts. Not just posts of the people I follow with the most likes. Show me all my followers’ posts please. I want to engage with them with a like.
July 25, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Bksy needs to figure out that when I’m following someone, I want to see their posts. Not just posts of the people I follow with the most likes. Show me all my followers’ posts please. I want to engage with them with a like.
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New story’s live, in Texas Highways: https://texashighways.com/culture/small-town-texas-inspires-original-works-of-fiction/
Just a moment...
texashighways.com
July 25, 2023 at 2:19 PM
New story’s live, in Texas Highways: https://texashighways.com/culture/small-town-texas-inspires-original-works-of-fiction/
Reskeetleydoo with a photo where you look a lil bit menacing
July 22, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Reskeetleydoo with a photo where you look a lil bit menacing
John Muir: "In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks."
Me: We got a certified chode on our hands. Li’l tuna can.
Me: We got a certified chode on our hands. Li’l tuna can.
July 18, 2023 at 2:23 PM
John Muir: "In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks."
Me: We got a certified chode on our hands. Li’l tuna can.
Me: We got a certified chode on our hands. Li’l tuna can.
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why, did something happen?
OceanGate suspends all exploration and business operations
OceanGate suspends all exploration and commercial operations after Titan implosion
OceanGate said it is suspending all exploration and commercial operations after five people were killed during its expedition to the Titanic wreckage.
abcnews.go.com
July 6, 2023 at 4:52 PM
why, did something happen?
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bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post
July 6, 2023 at 4:38 PM
bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post
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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
I never would have guessed that halfway through the year my top 20 list would look like this but here we are.
July 4, 2023 at 2:11 PM
I never would have guessed that halfway through the year my top 20 list would look like this but here we are.
“Oh my god. Did you see Elon’s tweets?”
July 2, 2023 at 1:24 PM
“Oh my god. Did you see Elon’s tweets?”
I just unloaded so much poop from my guts I needed a longshoreman to help me.
June 25, 2023 at 3:20 PM
I just unloaded so much poop from my guts I needed a longshoreman to help me.
I know of a billionaire who’s been imploding daily for six months.
June 22, 2023 at 9:33 PM
I know of a billionaire who’s been imploding daily for six months.
Happy Father’s Day! I love you
June 18, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Happy Father’s Day! I love you
Sorry I’m posting so late. I barely been sleeping since my wife got flipped upside down by a swing dancer at a wedding.
June 18, 2023 at 7:46 AM
Sorry I’m posting so late. I barely been sleeping since my wife got flipped upside down by a swing dancer at a wedding.
I’m at karaoke by myself because sometimes you order a sloppy steak for one.
June 18, 2023 at 4:39 AM
I’m at karaoke by myself because sometimes you order a sloppy steak for one.
Every time I decide to go back and open Twitter for five minutes
June 8, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Every time I decide to go back and open Twitter for five minutes