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Brett Merritt
@brettm.bsky.social
Film obsessed, horror movie aficionado, ITYSL fan, marketer by day, writer of things, actor (TMG), novice boxer, Leftist tendencies, and a believer in all human rights.
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If your house gets egged right now, someone reeeally hates you.
February 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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July 7, 2023 at 1:32 PM
Asked the vape store guy if they had Pineapple Jizz flavor since I heard it’s a favorite. He said they don’t have it, so I got Grape Slushy instead. Glad I did.
August 18, 2023 at 9:14 PM
When I go camping by myself, I always try to get a decent photo with the timer.
August 9, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Jizz
August 4, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Me with the US right now.
July 27, 2023 at 3:11 PM
Bksy needs to figure out that when I’m following someone, I want to see their posts. Not just posts of the people I follow with the most likes. Show me all my followers’ posts please. I want to engage with them with a like.
July 25, 2023 at 3:46 PM
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Just a moment...
texashighways.com
July 25, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Reskeetleydoo with a photo where you look a lil bit menacing
July 22, 2023 at 12:18 AM
John Muir: "In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks."

Me: We got a certified chode on our hands. Li’l tuna can.
July 18, 2023 at 2:23 PM
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July 10, 2023 at 2:26 PM
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why, did something happen?
July 6, 2023 at 4:52 PM
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bluesky is like that cool friend! threads is like another person. twitter is someone as well. listen sorry i’m currently landing a commercial airliner, this isn’t really a good time for me to post
July 6, 2023 at 4:38 PM
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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
I never would have guessed that halfway through the year my top 20 list would look like this but here we are.
July 4, 2023 at 2:11 PM
“Oh my god. Did you see Elon’s tweets?”
July 2, 2023 at 1:24 PM
I just unloaded so much poop from my guts I needed a longshoreman to help me.
June 25, 2023 at 3:20 PM
I know of a billionaire who’s been imploding daily for six months.
June 22, 2023 at 9:33 PM
Happy Father’s Day! I love you
June 18, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Sorry I’m posting so late. I barely been sleeping since my wife got flipped upside down by a swing dancer at a wedding.
June 18, 2023 at 7:46 AM
I’m at karaoke by myself because sometimes you order a sloppy steak for one.
June 18, 2023 at 4:39 AM
Logging on:
June 13, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Every time I decide to go back and open Twitter for five minutes
June 8, 2023 at 12:48 AM