Brett Merritt
@brettm.bsky.social
Film obsessed, horror movie aficionado, ITYSL fan, marketer by day, writer of things, actor (TMG), novice boxer, Leftist tendencies, and a believer in all human rights.
When I go camping by myself, I always try to get a decent photo with the timer.
August 9, 2023 at 3:51 PM
When I go camping by myself, I always try to get a decent photo with the timer.
Watched The Outpost.
August 3, 2023 at 1:55 PM
Watched The Outpost.
Me with the US right now.
July 27, 2023 at 3:11 PM
Me with the US right now.
A bit of variety this week
July 27, 2023 at 5:42 AM
A bit of variety this week
Can’t remember the name but it came pre-loaded with my favorite game.
July 26, 2023 at 10:03 PM
Can’t remember the name but it came pre-loaded with my favorite game.
Reskeetleydoo with a photo where you look a lil bit menacing
July 22, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Reskeetleydoo with a photo where you look a lil bit menacing
John Muir: "In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks."
Me: We got a certified chode on our hands. Li’l tuna can.
Me: We got a certified chode on our hands. Li’l tuna can.
July 18, 2023 at 2:23 PM
John Muir: "In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks."
Me: We got a certified chode on our hands. Li’l tuna can.
Me: We got a certified chode on our hands. Li’l tuna can.
I never would have guessed that halfway through the year my top 20 list would look like this but here we are.
July 4, 2023 at 2:11 PM
I never would have guessed that halfway through the year my top 20 list would look like this but here we are.
“Oh my god. Did you see Elon’s tweets?”
July 2, 2023 at 1:24 PM
“Oh my god. Did you see Elon’s tweets?”
Happy Father’s Day! I love you
June 18, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Happy Father’s Day! I love you
I’m at karaoke by myself because sometimes you order a sloppy steak for one.
June 18, 2023 at 4:39 AM
I’m at karaoke by myself because sometimes you order a sloppy steak for one.
Every time I decide to go back and open Twitter for five minutes
June 8, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Every time I decide to go back and open Twitter for five minutes
My friends think I quote ITYSL all the time because I want attention, but
June 2, 2023 at 8:48 PM
My friends think I quote ITYSL all the time because I want attention, but
Eric at the office today:
May 30, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Eric at the office today:
View from a path near the Salt Lake City, Utah, USA state capitol building. I love May.
May 23, 2023 at 1:56 PM
View from a path near the Salt Lake City, Utah, USA state capitol building. I love May.
“Billy as in me or Billy as in him?”
May 21, 2023 at 11:45 PM
“Billy as in me or Billy as in him?”
Just because you’re rich, it doesn’t make you smart.
May 18, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Just because you’re rich, it doesn’t make you smart.
Who’s a fan of Future Islands?
(5/16/23 The Union, SLC, UT)
(5/16/23 The Union, SLC, UT)
May 17, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Who’s a fan of Future Islands?
(5/16/23 The Union, SLC, UT)
(5/16/23 The Union, SLC, UT)
Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. Don’t want anybody to have the worst day on Bluesky. But. Do any of these … fuckers … ever blast onto your timeline and have like a huge cumshot?
May 16, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. Don’t want anybody to have the worst day on Bluesky. But. Do any of these … fuckers … ever blast onto your timeline and have like a huge cumshot?
Me, confidently taking my shirt off in public for the first time in years in an effort to love myself as I am:
May 13, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Me, confidently taking my shirt off in public for the first time in years in an effort to love myself as I am: