Breezus Cheezus Bo-Beezus
@bresuscheezus.bsky.social
Ingénue who wants to be la Vamp.
Goofball who likes video games, cats, and politics. I am probably:
(1) wearing a silk robe
(2) in the bathroom
(3) making a numbered list
she/her & inventor of "muffin soup"
Goofball who likes video games, cats, and politics. I am probably:
(1) wearing a silk robe
(2) in the bathroom
(3) making a numbered list
she/her & inventor of "muffin soup"
Social media feels like a validation machine. It spackles any turd of an idea in glitter so that even the smartest among us occasionally take a stupid little nibble. ( a.k.a. I was scammed on tiktok shop)
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Social media feels like a validation machine. It spackles any turd of an idea in glitter so that even the smartest among us occasionally take a stupid little nibble. ( a.k.a. I was scammed on tiktok shop)
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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The main thing I have had hammered home by the past ten years in politics is that we really need pretty much every government office to be run by boring and anonymous nerds who you will never once hear about in the news
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The main thing I have had hammered home by the past ten years in politics is that we really need pretty much every government office to be run by boring and anonymous nerds who you will never once hear about in the news
My little 6th graders are rapping about what constitutes first, second, and third person when they read. I love this age. Old enough to be developing critical thinking yet young enough to still be full of playful whimsy. 🤗
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My little 6th graders are rapping about what constitutes first, second, and third person when they read. I love this age. Old enough to be developing critical thinking yet young enough to still be full of playful whimsy. 🤗
I work in such a poor school district that I have to buy my own first aid kit for my classroom. Fucking America.
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I work in such a poor school district that I have to buy my own first aid kit for my classroom. Fucking America.
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And just because I love this DS9 scene so much, gonna reshare it whenever I'm talking about genAI
Gen-ai always makes me think of how DS9 firmly established that replicated food is vastly inferior to real food.
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
And just because I love this DS9 scene so much, gonna reshare it whenever I'm talking about genAI
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
At this point, I need a constant drip of good news to make it into 2026.
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
At this point, I need a constant drip of good news to make it into 2026.
Wish my father-in-law would stop texting the whole family his hip x-rays which feature his clearly visible dick.
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Wish my father-in-law would stop texting the whole family his hip x-rays which feature his clearly visible dick.
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Gruß vom Krampusnacht. Merry Krampus night, hope y’all been good or you’re going in the bag.
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gruß vom Krampusnacht. Merry Krampus night, hope y’all been good or you’re going in the bag.
I am fighting facism by making this yuletide the gayest you've ever seen. 🌈 🎄
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am fighting facism by making this yuletide the gayest you've ever seen. 🌈 🎄
The electric razor I need to trim the fur around my cat Gizmo's fluffy anus arrives today! (I think he knows a butt trim is coming cause Ive been trying to go at him with scissors and baby no likey.)
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The electric razor I need to trim the fur around my cat Gizmo's fluffy anus arrives today! (I think he knows a butt trim is coming cause Ive been trying to go at him with scissors and baby no likey.)
SNOW DAY! NO SCHOOL! WOOO! (And NO VIRTUAL INSTRUCTION EITHER BITCHES!) I AM FREE!❄️❤️
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
SNOW DAY! NO SCHOOL! WOOO! (And NO VIRTUAL INSTRUCTION EITHER BITCHES!) I AM FREE!❄️❤️
I can't figure out why Gomez is obsessed with the Edward Gorey Gashlycrumb Tinies.
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I can't figure out why Gomez is obsessed with the Edward Gorey Gashlycrumb Tinies.
The straw from Dunkin Donuts reminds me of Big Bird's legs.
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The straw from Dunkin Donuts reminds me of Big Bird's legs.
The human turd next to the dumpster where my reserved parking space is at work got rehydrated in the rain. Bummer.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The human turd next to the dumpster where my reserved parking space is at work got rehydrated in the rain. Bummer.
Anyone here like that spray-on deodorant? Looking to do something new with my armpits.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Anyone here like that spray-on deodorant? Looking to do something new with my armpits.
I cannot stop listening to Celine Dion duet with Pavarotti. I truly am middle aged.
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I cannot stop listening to Celine Dion duet with Pavarotti. I truly am middle aged.
One of my middle schoolers said I was just like a boy because I ate Takis and played Video Games. Lol. I am so tired of being a gender.
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
One of my middle schoolers said I was just like a boy because I ate Takis and played Video Games. Lol. I am so tired of being a gender.
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
BG3 has me watching Upstart Crow and referring to my nethers as my "tufted lady grotto."
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
BG3 has me watching Upstart Crow and referring to my nethers as my "tufted lady grotto."
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Getting annoyed listening to charter school activists lie again and again that charter schools are public schools.
They are not.
They are publicly funded private schools that siphon money away from public schools and produce no better results.
They are not.
They are publicly funded private schools that siphon money away from public schools and produce no better results.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Getting annoyed listening to charter school activists lie again and again that charter schools are public schools.
They are not.
They are publicly funded private schools that siphon money away from public schools and produce no better results.
They are not.
They are publicly funded private schools that siphon money away from public schools and produce no better results.
I quit my job today. Fuck that noise. ((Now if I could just stop thinking about it, that'd be great!))
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I quit my job today. Fuck that noise. ((Now if I could just stop thinking about it, that'd be great!))
I've been fantasizing about quitting my toxic job on Halloween while I am dressed as the Egyptian Goddess Isis.
I am actually expecting an offer from a new job any day now. Fuck yeah. Making it happen.
I am actually expecting an offer from a new job any day now. Fuck yeah. Making it happen.
October 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I've been fantasizing about quitting my toxic job on Halloween while I am dressed as the Egyptian Goddess Isis.
I am actually expecting an offer from a new job any day now. Fuck yeah. Making it happen.
I am actually expecting an offer from a new job any day now. Fuck yeah. Making it happen.