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"the biggest twink in town" | they/he 🏳️‍🌈
heavy is the boob that wears the binder
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i forgot about skeets hello im back did you miss me (say yes)
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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“ugh fine, i can mingle with the polyglots”
May 17, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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May 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
*Yoda voice* "said a slur on TikTok live, you did. canceled, you are"
May 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
just saw an adult man (like 50-60 years old) with pokemon go open on 3 phones i feel like it's 2020
April 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Lisa Rothstein. #NewYorkerCartoons nyer.cm/QAnwGsj
April 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
hitler is maybe not the first but probably the most infamous incel but i fear a lot of you bitches are trying
April 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
me if someone yelled "faggot" at me but i heard it as "fat gyatt" instead:
March 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
having enrichment time in my enclosure (playing minecraft by myself since everyone hates me, apparently)
March 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
went to the caleb hearon show in seattle and his podcast guest and him spent 10 minutes talking about airplane food..
March 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
i love to find the least funny tiktok available and then send it to everybody i know; one life's great gifts
March 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Grift
It’s truly insane that the economy is in a free fall and the president, who doesn’t drive, is spending his time giving a PR boost to the car brand of his billionaire buddy.
March 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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sorry i had to unfollow you it was due to every single post and reply you ever made
March 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
every time i drink i wish doja cat would apologize about the neo-nazi t-shirt so i could listen again
March 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Give you one guess
March 6, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
March 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
doja cat wearing that neo nazi shirt was my 9/11
February 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Lowkey how it feels to be at the club around a bunch of hot people
thinking about pokemon rumble ditto
January 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Setting quotas of arrests per day. You know what happens when you have a quota to meet? Scoop them up and let the court sort it out. They will be grabbing anyone they can. No proof of citizenship on your person? Too bad. That’s an arrest. Look “illegal?” Explain it to the court someday.
January 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
it's straggot night at the dive bar
January 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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once when i was high i got the munchies so bad i tried to shotgun a can of soup
January 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM