coldilocks ❄️
@breisshe.bsky.social
thought I was done making social media accounts tbh
know they coming home with secrets they can’t talk about again
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — Stuck astronauts Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore return to Earth after nine months in space with a SpaceX splashdown.
March 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
know they coming home with secrets they can’t talk about again
spent my sunday gardening (literal and figurative) and reading as god intended
March 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
spent my sunday gardening (literal and figurative) and reading as god intended
she did this shoot even after he did that salute at the inauguration. she’s being very obvious so I hope she’s left where she’s at
She didn’t misread the room. 😒 She chose. But per usuallllllll.
March 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
she did this shoot even after he did that salute at the inauguration. she’s being very obvious so I hope she’s left where she’s at
remembered I had this account smh
March 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
remembered I had this account smh
keep forgetting to post here 😞
November 18, 2024 at 7:07 AM
keep forgetting to post here 😞
tell the temperature to stop sliding up and down the pole and I wouldn’t have to 😭
somebody out here still sleeping with the fan on in November 😭
November 16, 2024 at 4:06 PM
tell the temperature to stop sliding up and down the pole and I wouldn’t have to 😭
yeah 😕 I think about how he asked how to solve world hunger. ppl got together, made a plan and told him it’d be $6b. He then bought twitter for $44b
Folks are dunking on Elon because he’s losing users to this app. I can’t help thinking about how he bought control over the US government for a pretty reasonable price.
November 16, 2024 at 4:04 PM
yeah 😕 I think about how he asked how to solve world hunger. ppl got together, made a plan and told him it’d be $6b. He then bought twitter for $44b
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Big news tonight:
"Prosecutors say Sean 'Diddy' Combs is breaking jail rules to 'corruptly influence' testimony and potential jurors" www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/prosecutor...
"Prosecutors say Sean 'Diddy' Combs is breaking jail rules to 'corruptly influence' testimony and potential jurors" www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/prosecutor...
Prosecutors say Sean 'Diddy' Combs is breaking jail rules to 'corruptly influence' testimony and potential jurors
A new filing says investigators found notes in the hip-hop mogul's jail cell that indicate he paid a witness to post a public statement on Instagram about a lawsuit last fall.
www.legalaffairsandtrials.com
November 16, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Big news tonight:
"Prosecutors say Sean 'Diddy' Combs is breaking jail rules to 'corruptly influence' testimony and potential jurors" www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/prosecutor...
"Prosecutors say Sean 'Diddy' Combs is breaking jail rules to 'corruptly influence' testimony and potential jurors" www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/prosecutor...
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Happy Saturday y’all! 💕🫶🏾
November 16, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Happy Saturday y’all! 💕🫶🏾
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A racist beat up a rapist...?
a man wearing a hat and a coat is thinking about something
Alt: a man wearing a hat and a coat is thinking about something
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 3:24 PM
A racist beat up a rapist...?
didn’t watch the fight last night 💕 glad I protected my sanity
November 16, 2024 at 3:54 PM
didn’t watch the fight last night 💕 glad I protected my sanity
yeah November gotta get tf on
November 16, 2024 at 3:53 PM
yeah November gotta get tf on
i need to finish reading confessions of a video vixen
November 15, 2024 at 3:48 PM
i need to finish reading confessions of a video vixen
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Cunty FASHION GIRLS RISE
You have an app to carry
You have an app to carry
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Cunty FASHION GIRLS RISE
You have an app to carry
You have an app to carry
just fell to my knees
Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because ‘I know how to do math’
Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because 'I know how to do math'
Instead, Damola Adamolekun is going back to what made the company successful in the first place.
fortune.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:15 PM
just fell to my knees
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btw if any of y’all are zionists unfolllow me
a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a white curtain .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a white curtain .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2024 at 6:45 AM
btw if any of y’all are zionists unfolllow me
not at all 😕
Have y’all ever given someone a second chance and it worked out for the better?
November 15, 2024 at 2:56 PM
not at all 😕
why did this week feel 84 years long?
November 15, 2024 at 2:55 PM
why did this week feel 84 years long?
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Could you imagine how much better twitter would be with this feature?
November 14, 2024 at 6:26 PM
marshmallows
If you saw Alex Jones on fire what would you go get for lunch
November 14, 2024 at 7:06 PM
marshmallows
nah give us this version
Denzel Washington reveals a gay kiss was cut from ‘GLADIATOR 2’
“I kissed a man in the film but they took it out, they cut it, I think they got chicken… I kissed a guy full on the lips and I guess they weren’t ready for that yet.”
(Source: gayety.co/denzel-washi...)
“I kissed a man in the film but they took it out, they cut it, I think they got chicken… I kissed a guy full on the lips and I guess they weren’t ready for that yet.”
(Source: gayety.co/denzel-washi...)
November 14, 2024 at 4:10 PM
nah give us this version
this is too funny
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 3:46 PM
this is too funny
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can we call it skydiving when people get to crashing out on here?
November 14, 2024 at 2:06 PM
can we call it skydiving when people get to crashing out on here?
i am v v amused at all the people finding out about what a tariff is after the fact
November 14, 2024 at 3:23 PM
i am v v amused at all the people finding out about what a tariff is after the fact
trying some stress management methods for when i’m most overwhelmed and plugging into the news when i’m not
Trying to find the balance between staying informed and risking being full time consumed with rage. How y’all doing?
November 14, 2024 at 3:20 PM
trying some stress management methods for when i’m most overwhelmed and plugging into the news when i’m not