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Breezy
@breezybard.bsky.social
· Dec 19
If you’re riding in a car, please…PLEASE wear a seatbelt. No one wants to get the call at 2am on a Tuesday that their son has been ejaculated from a car. #buckleup #safetyfirst
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ME: do the trains in Thomas the Tank Engine fuck?
MALL SANTA: please get off of my lap
MALL SANTA: please get off of my lap
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
ME: do the trains in Thomas the Tank Engine fuck?
MALL SANTA: please get off of my lap
MALL SANTA: please get off of my lap
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Timothée Chalamet slides into Bob Dylan with an effortless yet focused determination
December 11, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Timothée Chalamet slides into Bob Dylan with an effortless yet focused determination
I’d let every one of these doctors perform brain surgery on me before I let RFK Jr check my pulse.
September 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’d let every one of these doctors perform brain surgery on me before I let RFK Jr check my pulse.
June 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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"We have an FBI director who received $25,000 for appearing in a film, executive producing a film, made by a Ukrainian-American-Russian who worked on a propaganda project that was financed, in part, by Vladimir Putin's office."
"Why this isn't a bigger story, I don't know."
"Why this isn't a bigger story, I don't know."
The Curious Case of Kash Patel's $25,000
YouTube video by Mother Jones
www.youtube.com
April 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"We have an FBI director who received $25,000 for appearing in a film, executive producing a film, made by a Ukrainian-American-Russian who worked on a propaganda project that was financed, in part, by Vladimir Putin's office."
"Why this isn't a bigger story, I don't know."
"Why this isn't a bigger story, I don't know."
Wtf is leftover bacon?
Somebody asked me what to do with leftover bacon.
I'd never heard of such a thing.
I'd never heard of such a thing.
January 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Wtf is leftover bacon?
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lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
January 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
Has anyone taken down one of these drones yet? Ya know, for science?
December 20, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Has anyone taken down one of these drones yet? Ya know, for science?
If you’re riding in a car, please…PLEASE wear a seatbelt. No one wants to get the call at 2am on a Tuesday that their son has been ejaculated from a car. #buckleup #safetyfirst
December 19, 2024 at 5:01 PM
If you’re riding in a car, please…PLEASE wear a seatbelt. No one wants to get the call at 2am on a Tuesday that their son has been ejaculated from a car. #buckleup #safetyfirst
Timothée Chalamet slides into Bob Dylan with an effortless yet focused determination
December 11, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Timothée Chalamet slides into Bob Dylan with an effortless yet focused determination
