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📍Jersey City, NJ
Just placed a hold on Atlas Shrugged at the library. After I read it I guess I'll decide if that's ironic or appropriate.
December 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Just placed a hold on Atlas Shrugged at the library. After I read it I guess I'll decide if that's ironic or appropriate.
Pop of John's
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Pop of John's
I hope Creed 4 brings back Rocky's robot and establishes he has a son
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I hope Creed 4 brings back Rocky's robot and establishes he has a son
As Thankvember comes to a close, we must all #StayThankful
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
As Thankvember comes to a close, we must all #StayThankful
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Today is darker than the day before. Not just a fact of astronomy, but we stray further from the light of Thanksgiving I can only think of overwhelming Black this Friday. #StayThankful, as always.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Today is darker than the day before. Not just a fact of astronomy, but we stray further from the light of Thanksgiving I can only think of overwhelming Black this Friday. #StayThankful, as always.
two fire trucks just went by my house... my first thought of course is deep fryer explosion lol
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
two fire trucks just went by my house... my first thought of course is deep fryer explosion lol
Thanksgiving is here! We now approach the moment of Highest Thankfulness. I, for one, will #StayThankful
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Thanksgiving is here! We now approach the moment of Highest Thankfulness. I, for one, will #StayThankful
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the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
Thankvember Tip: on today, Thanksgiving Eve, it is important to remain calm. We are mere hours away from the Big Day, so you may need to distract yourself. Some good options:
- listening to some smooth jazz
- pranking family members
- drinking 30-50 glasses of water
- doing the laundry
- listening to some smooth jazz
- pranking family members
- drinking 30-50 glasses of water
- doing the laundry
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Thankvember Tip: on today, Thanksgiving Eve, it is important to remain calm. We are mere hours away from the Big Day, so you may need to distract yourself. Some good options:
- listening to some smooth jazz
- pranking family members
- drinking 30-50 glasses of water
- doing the laundry
- listening to some smooth jazz
- pranking family members
- drinking 30-50 glasses of water
- doing the laundry
A big part of the fun of GBBO is finding out that terms for food in the UK are either ridiculous or just plain wrong
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A big part of the fun of GBBO is finding out that terms for food in the UK are either ridiculous or just plain wrong
One of the problems with modern tech is that decades of film and TV convinced me that video calls had to be in a giant round room with 5ft tall TVs. They're not nearly as cool on my 14 inch laptop screen.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
One of the problems with modern tech is that decades of film and TV convinced me that video calls had to be in a giant round room with 5ft tall TVs. They're not nearly as cool on my 14 inch laptop screen.
Thankvember Tip: Don't forget to start brining your turkey in time! The Inspectors will be spot checking and dry meat carries up to a $25,000 fine or 5 years in federal prison.
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Thankvember Tip: Don't forget to start brining your turkey in time! The Inspectors will be spot checking and dry meat carries up to a $25,000 fine or 5 years in federal prison.
I always read "Roswell, New Mexico" in Judd Hirsch's voice
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I always read "Roswell, New Mexico" in Judd Hirsch's voice
the most compelling argument against polyamory is then Jolene wouldn't have been written
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
the most compelling argument against polyamory is then Jolene wouldn't have been written
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the results for the game awards are in. the game of the year is fallout new vegas
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
the results for the game awards are in. the game of the year is fallout new vegas
I forget between every time I see a picture of Larry Ellison how much he looks like a Bond villain
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I forget between every time I see a picture of Larry Ellison how much he looks like a Bond villain
Just got home from the intense Nuremberg film. Time to relax with more of The War, directed by Ken Burns and Lynn Novick, bay-bee!!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Just got home from the intense Nuremberg film. Time to relax with more of The War, directed by Ken Burns and Lynn Novick, bay-bee!!!!!!
Thankvember Tip: keep a bit of loose turkey in your pocket to hand out to children and/or first responders. It'll make their day–as long as you still have their favorite kind of meat! #StayThankful
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Thankvember Tip: keep a bit of loose turkey in your pocket to hand out to children and/or first responders. It'll make their day–as long as you still have their favorite kind of meat! #StayThankful
Doing a really satisfying election right after the time change really puts the pep back in my step. We should do this every fall!
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Doing a really satisfying election right after the time change really puts the pep back in my step. We should do this every fall!
Locke (2013) cut with only conversations about pouring concrete
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Locke (2013) cut with only conversations about pouring concrete
Celebrating Blue Wave night by watching a Ken Burns PBS docuseries on Hoopla, one of the free streaming services available with a library card
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Celebrating Blue Wave night by watching a Ken Burns PBS docuseries on Hoopla, one of the free streaming services available with a library card
THINK before you THANK:
T - Thanks
H - Hand
I - Introspection
N - Neversoft Entertainment
K - Knowledge
T - Thanks
H - Hand
I - Introspection
N - Neversoft Entertainment
K - Knowledge
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
THINK before you THANK:
T - Thanks
H - Hand
I - Introspection
N - Neversoft Entertainment
K - Knowledge
T - Thanks
H - Hand
I - Introspection
N - Neversoft Entertainment
K - Knowledge
checking Twitter is a bad idea but I can't help but laugh when I get ads like this
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
checking Twitter is a bad idea but I can't help but laugh when I get ads like this