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Just placed a hold on Atlas Shrugged at the library. After I read it I guess I'll decide if that's ironic or appropriate.
December 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Pop of John's
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I hope Creed 4 brings back Rocky's robot and establishes he has a son
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
As Thankvember comes to a close, we must all #StayThankful
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Today is darker than the day before. Not just a fact of astronomy, but we stray further from the light of Thanksgiving I can only think of overwhelming Black this Friday. #StayThankful, as always.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
two fire trucks just went by my house... my first thought of course is deep fryer explosion lol
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Thanksgiving is here! We now approach the moment of Highest Thankfulness. I, for one, will #StayThankful
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Thankvember Tip: on today, Thanksgiving Eve, it is important to remain calm. We are mere hours away from the Big Day, so you may need to distract yourself. Some good options:
- listening to some smooth jazz
- pranking family members
- drinking 30-50 glasses of water
- doing the laundry
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A big part of the fun of GBBO is finding out that terms for food in the UK are either ridiculous or just plain wrong
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
One of the problems with modern tech is that decades of film and TV convinced me that video calls had to be in a giant round room with 5ft tall TVs. They're not nearly as cool on my 14 inch laptop screen.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Thankvember Tip: Don't forget to start brining your turkey in time! The Inspectors will be spot checking and dry meat carries up to a $25,000 fine or 5 years in federal prison.
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I always read "Roswell, New Mexico" in Judd Hirsch's voice
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the most compelling argument against polyamory is then Jolene wouldn't have been written
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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the results for the game awards are in. the game of the year is fallout new vegas
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I forget between every time I see a picture of Larry Ellison how much he looks like a Bond villain
November 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just got home from the intense Nuremberg film. Time to relax with more of The War, directed by Ken Burns and Lynn Novick, bay-bee!!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Thankvember Tip: keep a bit of loose turkey in your pocket to hand out to children and/or first responders. It'll make their day–as long as you still have their favorite kind of meat! #StayThankful
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Doing a really satisfying election right after the time change really puts the pep back in my step. We should do this every fall!
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Locke (2013) cut with only conversations about pouring concrete
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Celebrating Blue Wave night by watching a Ken Burns PBS docuseries on Hoopla, one of the free streaming services available with a library card
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
THINK before you THANK:
T - Thanks
H - Hand
I - Introspection
N - Neversoft Entertainment
K - Knowledge
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
checking Twitter is a bad idea but I can't help but laugh when I get ads like this
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
thanks
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM