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📍Jersey City, NJ
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
checking Twitter is a bad idea but I can't help but laugh when I get ads like this
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
they said it couldn't be done...
October 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
this reads as so fucking passive aggressive lmao
October 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I want a shirt in this style but instead the text is "San Jose–San Francisco–Oakland, CA CSA".

I'm not sure if it's funnier on one line or multiple
October 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
October 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
this is more or less a "correct" score, but honestly it is high camp for me
September 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
sometimes it's fun to just look at my Wikipedia tabs to see what's been on my mind lately
September 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
September 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
September 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
August 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
August 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Surprisingly solid picks here. Mass Effect is still in my top 5. Portal, Mirror's Edge, and Braid are all all-timers. I put a TON of time into L4D. I ended up playing every mainline Assassin's Creed game for about a decade lol.
August 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
they're sleeping 😴💤
August 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm doing my part!
June 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
*sits on chair backwards* for all you Dune fans out there, there's another spice world you should know about...
April 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
April 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Not pictured: cop in the driver's seat on his phone
March 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I exited Path at Exchange Place today and immediately saw this. It's apparently for a massacre of Poles by the Soviets in 1940.

The weirdest part is an additional bas relief piece at the base depicting the memorial in front the smoking Twin Towers... while a giant Jesus hugs them.
March 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
On September 11th, 2001, something happened that changed America forever. That's right, Ben Folds released his first solo album, Rockin' the Suburbs.
February 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
people on my Mastodon feed are not mad, just disappointed by BlueSky's popularity
December 28, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Found at Target #thanks
November 7, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I'm doing my part!
October 26, 2024 at 6:25 PM
some probably sacrilegious crosses I've found so far on my trip
October 9, 2024 at 1:42 AM
October 4, 2024 at 3:36 PM