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breemorton.bsky.social
@breemorton.bsky.social
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High school math and philosophy teacher, translady, wife, mominator, RPG gamer, etc.
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December 13, 2024 at 11:00 PM
breemorton.bsky.social
If you see this post, do it!

pronouns: she/her
height: too tall :(
shoe: Docs, today
zodiac: within minutes of the Aquarius/Pisces border on my sun sign
smoke: hookah occasionally
tattoos: hannunavaakuna
piercings: just ears
fav drink: coffee
Portrait of Bree wearing a jeans jacket. 40-50s yo lady wavy messy hair, thich glasses. Water bottle, chalkboard and desks in background
December 3, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Wikipedia picture of 25 different shades of violet in squares - OK so here's the thing I just discovered a great Bluesky exploit. You only get 300 characters for a skeet, but you get 2000! For the alt text description. This means that long winded silly geese like me or you can blather on and on about a story or really anything without needing to break it into a series of linked skeets. All you have to do is use a bizarre image and hope people check the alt text! Ah the unbridled power of silliness! I could talk about my RPG campaign from last night. Or my interpretation of Heraclitus' fragments about sleep and the sense in which sleeping people are sharing in the work of the cosmos along with awake people. Woke people? Heehee, I could share Dr Corley's silly work on using the "Batman-Smoot per Gaetz per Scaramucchi" as a unit of force, and the difficulties in quantifying which batman unit is to be used, or exactly how long it was from Gaetz's nomination to his dropping out. About 8 days. Ok do we count from the President-elect's signature, or from the press release? And at the end from when Gaetz announced he was dropping out, or from when CNN asked him about the 2nd 17 year old he's accused of having sex with 45 minutes earlier? Also there seems to be some disagreement about whether to refer to a period of 10 days as a "Scaramucci" or as a "Mooch." See I am blathering about silly things in what Zhuangzi call "flowing words" and I still have over a skeet left! One of the students at my school the other day was wearing a shirt saying "FUTURE MILF." Presumably most people like to masturbate. So is the shirt semantically a near synonym with "Future Mom" or does the indexicality of the I, disappear when the acronym is made into a mere noun, so that is closer to "Future mother that I hope others would like to f***" I dont know. I can't figure out the meaning of the shirt (and thus whether or not it violates the school's dress code). Well it's hilarious to me.
November 22, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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Cartoon of cute cat sleeping in a 4 poster bed. Caption in handish font "can't mistakey / if not awakey." Bedspread decorated with strawberries and strawberry flowers and mild lace border. Cat is clutching a strawberry stuffie while sleeping. 4 socks and a bar cellphone on floor in foreground. Background includes nightstand with lava lamp (plugged in with outlet) and partially eaten and opened can of tuna. Wall includes a framed picture of the cat's favorite box. Cartoon signed @susie-esse. 4 poster bed has 6 slats at head but only 5 at foot, likely an allegorical Western version of Zhaungzi's famous teaching of "4 in the morning, but 3 at night." The cellphone has a star shaped fob of some kind, not really sure what that is or why, you'd probably have to contact the artist. Cat has a pillow in two tones of pink. Actually multiple tones of pink are echoed throughout the piece on bedspread, sheets, strawberries, socks, tuna can, lava, lettering background (wallpaper and floor?), light browns for bed, picture frame sidetable, etc. greens in cellphone, strawberry caps. Etc. dang 2000 characters of description for an image is hard and Im not really and artist, that will have to do.
November 22, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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I relate to Giordano Bruno more every day ...
November 17, 2024 at 1:33 PM
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I have cute cats, good food,and loving family and friends. Will that be enough to get through the coming years? We'll see ...
November 14, 2024 at 12:02 AM