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kristofer. 🥀
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goddamn, you got me in love again.
30 - chicago > nyc
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Illinois Gov. Pritzker ahead of Trump National Guard deployment:

"To Chicagoans... Look out for your communities and your neighbours. Know your rights. Film things that you see happening... Authoritarians thrive on your silence. Be loud for America."
September 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
nothing but respect for MY governor
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect.

As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
August 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’m SO in the mood for someone to send me money rn 🥵
July 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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FUCKING BARKING. I remember when you posted this on tumblr and it made me soooo wet
a close up of a dog 's mouth with its mouth open
Alt: a close up of a dog 's mouth with its mouth open
media.tenor.com
July 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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A classic for those of us who witnessed it 🙂‍↕️
July 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
prob one of my fav thirst traps i’ve ever taken
July 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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June 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
if i have to steam my dress clothes one more damn time after tomorrow i’m gonna lose my mind
June 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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god gave me two hands to pet multiple kitties at the same time
June 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
two of dylan’s friends surprised him by meeting up with him in Amsterdam for his birthday and i can’t even get my friends to text me back
June 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
jack from The Wld Lfe if you see this please spit in my mouth
June 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
under my tongue is all cut up from rubbing my teeth while eating ass 😵‍💫😵‍💫
June 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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tops:
We hate the paintress
May 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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i do not fuck w zionists if you are a zionist lmk so i can block you
May 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i guess i should post on here more
May 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
the prophet
May 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
luv seeing my dick twin celebrating #FCF
Get in line for a #FCF celebration
May 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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You asked me if Carly Rae Jepsen is “the call me maybe girl” and you want me to repost your missing brother? Lmaoooooooo OK 👍
May 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
my man cleaning his hole out for me rn 🥰
April 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
can my bf wake up and clean out his hole bc i’m bricked
April 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
in less than 24 hours i’ll finally be putting this 7 day load in my man’s hole 😵‍💫🐽
April 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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You’re a hateful bitch
April 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
oomf is a FAGGOT
April 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM