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ESSEJ
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33 👨🏾‍🤝‍👨🏿 🏳️‍🌈 🇲🇽 millennial…am I missing anything?
Pinned
toss up between these two 🤭
I just feel like that gap is TOOOO big for yall to *truly* have shit in common other than superficial things.
To me? No.

19 is a child and 38 is my contemporary. We don’t need anybody under 32 tbh. 🤷🏽‍♂️
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Just got out of my second showing of WICKED: For Good and honestly….its worth the watch on iMAX 🙂‍↕️🫶🏽
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
cashier: what’s your code?
me: 3467
cashier: six sevennnnnnnnnnnn
me:
oprah winfrey is sitting in front of a window with her hand on her chin and making a funny face .
ALT: oprah winfrey is sitting in front of a window with her hand on her chin and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
So a mf can’t stand up for themselves and be vocal/up front without being considered problematic??? smhhhh ♉️
Earth:Taurus
Fire:Aries
Water: pisces
Air: Aquarius
Who do y’all think is the most problematic from each sign? Who’s the worst of the Earth signs? The Fire signs? The Water Signs? The Air Signs?
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
so THATS what they converted this into!!! NICE!!
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
these ppl are forever going to have to live with the fact that they 100% (willingly) defended a pedophile
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna: "We know that Mr President is clean. He's the most investigated man in US history. And definitely I'm frankly glad that those emails came out because it proved what we have been saying the whole thing."
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No Good Deed did E X A C T L Y what it needed to do. It was SOOOOOOO dramatic and the moment she cried out for Fiyero?!?! 😮‍💨🤌🏽
MORNING BLOOMFS!!! Three-day weekend for me and only 9HRS until I’m watching WICKED: FOR GOOD 😬
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’ve had a guy come to hang out with me and leave with “my friend”

Aaannnddd that was the last time I had a gay friend group lmaooo.
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
genuine question….what even is the real point behind that beez in the trap trend on TikTok?….is it supposed to be funny??
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Yeah…..SO A N Y W A Y S
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Ahh yes, I forget we have to inform the world leaders of swollen balls due to COVID.
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene

The party can burn in hell
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
MORNING BLOOMFS!!! Three-day weekend for me and only 9HRS until I’m watching WICKED: FOR GOOD 😬
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
this could be SO good…if they just….follow the theme
The theme for the 2026 Met Gala has been revealed to be ‘Costume Art.’
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
my shinies so far, including Talonflame 🤌🏽
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
now who could have seen that coming….HMMMM
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.

In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.

By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
the fact that Beyoncé listened to this and cleared it???? 😮‍💨🤌🏽

open.spotify.com/track/6vtYF1...
No
open.spotify.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Lol yeah man all that panic over "a Big Mac will cost $15!" if we raise the minimum wage. Well we didn't raise the minimum wage but a Big Mac is $15 now.
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I get to watch an early screening of WICKED: For Good tomorrow 😭
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
my best friend gets mad at me every time I ask permission to use his restroom 💀

I always get a “bitch, we’ve known each other since we were 15. One of these days I’m going to tell you no”
You got one time to visit my house and I get everything for you. After that, you know where the kitchen is. Get it yourself.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
as a 90s Latino baby….you knew your mom meant BUSINESS if she started blasting this early morning weekends
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
calling me papi/papa as a way to flirt when you’re not Hispanic is NOT as cute as you think it is 😬
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
someone asked me, “you would accept $2k from Trump?….”

abso-fucking-lutely, it’s the LEAST he could do. it’s still FUCK TRUMP.

$2k is NOT gonna change that lol
the president of the united states is trying to give americans $2k in hush money
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
chips ahoy frappe with fudge and whipped cream at the bottom 🤤
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM