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breccon.bsky.social
the original rizzinator
@breccon.bsky.social
420 followers 720 following 100 posts
mostly making pics on my phone, sophomoric humor, footy, and communism
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alanbaxter.bsky.social
Her: Who's your favourite vampire?

Me: The one from Sesame Street

Her: He doesn't count

Me: I assure you he does
August 17, 2023 at 9:27 AM
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jazco.dev
The Stovey Threshold is the theoretical limit as to how many posts a human being can like in a given period of time

This computes to around ~10k/day and ~1,300/hr at the high end
- (Achieved on August 3rd between 17:00-18:00 UTC)

Any rate above the Stovey Threshold can be considered bot activity.
August 16, 2023 at 11:51 PM
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davidho.bsky.social
Please don’t come.

Cancel your trip and donate the money to the Hawaii Community Foundation Maui Strong Fund instead.

https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/maui-strong
August 11, 2023 at 10:05 AM
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portmanteauface.bsky.social
If you love something, set it free? Fuck that. If you love something, buy two. Trust me on this
August 13, 2023 at 3:00 PM
breccon.bsky.social
cummin' 2: electric boogaloo
July 30, 2023 at 4:52 AM
breccon.bsky.social
lords of cumtown
July 30, 2023 at 4:51 AM
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meo.bsky.social
when angels fall from the sky u should keep them in a cistern so they dont get mixed up with the angels that seep out of the ground
July 30, 2023 at 12:38 AM
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aktange.bsky.social
This seems useful
Sky Follower Bridge
Instantly find and follow the same users from your Twitter follower on Bluesky.
chrome.google.com
July 24, 2023 at 6:20 PM
breccon.bsky.social
a prompt that reads, "draw a bird and share your art," that was a nearly blank white page with bird claws at the bottom and an eye and beak towards the top. now there are two twitter birds, one at the top with the eyes and beak incorporated, and another at the bottom with the feet incorporated. the top twitter bird is in the beak of a large terror bird coming in from the right of the page, and the beak is piercing its side. the bottom twitter bird has had its head torn off by a second terror bird that is coming in from the left of the page.
July 19, 2023 at 6:36 AM
breccon.bsky.social
We keep going until Bluesky writes a fucking apology to Black users on here and their failure on addressing antiblackness.

We keep going until Bluesky hires trust and safety personnel.

We keep going until zero tolerance of antiblackness on Black users is enacted.
nocontroller.bsky.social rude dude @nocontroller.bsky.social · Jul 13
We keep going until Bluesky writes a fucking apology to Black users on here and their failure on addressing antiblackness.

We keep going until Bluesky hires trust and safety personnel.

We keep going until zero tolerance of antiblackness on Black users is enacted.
July 13, 2023 at 1:55 AM
breccon.bsky.social
reskeet with a banger pic of you

(work changing room edition)
July 12, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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breccon.bsky.social
Haha, I gotchu
a logo similar to that of the ska band skankin' pickle, but instead it is a pickle colored penis skanking in the middle of the logo and says skankin' penis
July 10, 2023 at 11:49 PM
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breccon.bsky.social
the sickos meme, but the person in the window is wearing an astronaut helmet
July 8, 2023 at 11:35 PM
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breccon.bsky.social
or maybe because you are a big natural egg?
bryce's profile pic is of sealab 2021 episode robot really in which a mouse in a glass covered cockpit is where the top of captain murphy's head should be, driving him around like a robot. here, this image of captain murphy's head with the mouse pilot is in the shape of an egg, being cradled like a baby by a pretty brown skinned person who is gazing down at the egg lovingly.
July 9, 2023 at 9:12 PM
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breccon.bsky.social
Little known fact, it was actually a team
movie poster for cocaine bears, with bears painted out in blood spatter and a dusting of cocaine across the background. in the foreground there are three cute cartoon bears with white bellies, a green one with an image of a tightly rolled dollar bill on their tummy, a blue one with an image of a razor blade on their tummy, and a purple one with an image of a baggie, mound, and two lines of cocaine on their belly.
July 8, 2023 at 12:51 AM
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breccon.bsky.social
🎵 281, e-g-g, m-a-n-s
Hit Bryce Bryce up on the low, 'cause Bryce Bryce about to blow
Before I iced up my whole shell, before my eggcup was pure steel 🎶
a view from the back of the stage at a hip hop concert. on the stage is a diamond and pearl encrusted faberge egg wearing a backwards flat brimmed baseball cap with trill written on it. the egg is in a silver egg cup and the egg cup is standing on three golden chicken feet.
July 7, 2023 at 8:45 PM
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breccon.bsky.social
the grimace cannot be killed, just milked for shakes
grimace with tubes attached to him sitting up in one of the pods from the matrix filled with purple fluid and holding a grimace birthday shake
July 6, 2023 at 10:45 PM
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breccon.bsky.social
george, ralph, and lizzie from rampage on the three towers of the world trade center just before they knock them into rubble and eat the people
July 4, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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breccon.bsky.social
Chris Hemsworth wondering where the Chris Pratt he was keeping in the well has gotten off to
chris hemsworth holding his chin in confusion as he had imprisoned chris pratt in a well and chris pratt has somehow escaped
July 4, 2023 at 6:51 AM
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breccon.bsky.social
rick sanchez and gengar sharing a double hitter bong in rick's garage workshop
July 3, 2023 at 2:53 AM
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breccon.bsky.social
a police officer realizing too late that he faces imminent death as he futilely attempts to ollie grab over a crushed fentanyl tablet while the grim reaper appears behind him
July 2, 2023 at 6:35 PM