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mostly making pics on my phone, sophomoric humor, footy, and communism
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Her: Who's your favourite vampire?

Me: The one from Sesame Street

Her: He doesn't count

Me: I assure you he does
August 17, 2023 at 9:27 AM
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The Stovey Threshold is the theoretical limit as to how many posts a human being can like in a given period of time

This computes to around ~10k/day and ~1,300/hr at the high end
- (Achieved on August 3rd between 17:00-18:00 UTC)

Any rate above the Stovey Threshold can be considered bot activity.
August 16, 2023 at 11:51 PM
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Please don’t come.

Cancel your trip and donate the money to the Hawaii Community Foundation Maui Strong Fund instead.

https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/maui-strong
August 11, 2023 at 10:05 AM
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If you love something, set it free? Fuck that. If you love something, buy two. Trust me on this
August 13, 2023 at 3:00 PM
cummin' 2: electric boogaloo
July 30, 2023 at 4:52 AM
lords of cumtown
July 30, 2023 at 4:51 AM
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when angels fall from the sky u should keep them in a cistern so they dont get mixed up with the angels that seep out of the ground
July 30, 2023 at 12:38 AM
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This seems useful
Sky Follower Bridge
Instantly find and follow the same users from your Twitter follower on Bluesky.
chrome.google.com
July 24, 2023 at 6:20 PM
July 19, 2023 at 6:36 AM
We keep going until Bluesky writes a fucking apology to Black users on here and their failure on addressing antiblackness.

We keep going until Bluesky hires trust and safety personnel.

We keep going until zero tolerance of antiblackness on Black users is enacted.
We keep going until Bluesky writes a fucking apology to Black users on here and their failure on addressing antiblackness.

We keep going until Bluesky hires trust and safety personnel.

We keep going until zero tolerance of antiblackness on Black users is enacted.
July 13, 2023 at 1:55 AM
reskeet with a banger pic of you

(work changing room edition)
July 12, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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Haha, I gotchu
July 10, 2023 at 11:49 PM
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July 8, 2023 at 11:35 PM
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or maybe because you are a big natural egg?
July 9, 2023 at 9:12 PM
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Little known fact, it was actually a team
July 8, 2023 at 12:51 AM
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🎵 281, e-g-g, m-a-n-s
Hit Bryce Bryce up on the low, 'cause Bryce Bryce about to blow
Before I iced up my whole shell, before my eggcup was pure steel 🎶
July 7, 2023 at 8:45 PM
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the grimace cannot be killed, just milked for shakes
July 6, 2023 at 10:45 PM
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July 4, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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Chris Hemsworth wondering where the Chris Pratt he was keeping in the well has gotten off to
July 4, 2023 at 6:51 AM
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July 3, 2023 at 2:53 AM
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July 2, 2023 at 6:35 PM