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breccon.bsky.social
the original rizzinator
@breccon.bsky.social
420 followers 720 following 100 posts
mostly making pics on my phone, sophomoric humor, footy, and communism
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two fists with knuckle tattoos reading, "post hole"
August 28, 2023 at 9:33 PM
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Tried three versions for you
the punisher skull painted in the colors and pattern of the italian flag (a green, a white, and a red vertical stripe). it is wearing a cut out picture of donald trump's most common style of swept to the side hair. the punisher skull painted in the colors and pattern of the italian flag (a green, a white, and a red vertical stripe). it is wearing a cut out picture of donald trump's recent hairstyle in which his hair is slicked straight back. the punisher skull painted in the colors and pattern of the italian flag (a green, a white, and a red vertical stripe). it is wearing a cartoon version of donald trump's most common style of swept to the side hair.
August 1, 2023 at 5:48 PM
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an orange can with a drawing of a curving road bordered by mountains on one side and the ocean on the other. it has a large capital a with the cross stroke replaced by a head of barley, which is the logo of athletic brewing company. the beer is named free wave and it is a non-alcoholic hazy ipa.
August 1, 2023 at 4:31 AM
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a picture of doug standing in a doorway. there is a string of garlic hung all along the sides and top of the doorframe. doug is also wearing a necklace of garlic, and he is carrying holy water in his right hand and a wooden stake and mallet in his left hand. he is also wearing a longer necklace with a cross on it. he is looking up and away, and there is a red arrow pointing from outside the doorway at his eyes, with the label, "avoid eye contact." each of the garlic, cross, holy water, and wooden stake and mallet also have red arrows with labels. at the bottom of the image is a caption that reads, "carry items that repel reply vampires."
August 1, 2023 at 4:13 AM
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Congratulations, Sammi!
a picture of sammi wearing a floral sundress, and she has a noticeable baby bump. she is holding an ultrasound image of a uterus, inside which there is a stork carrying a baby in a blanket for delivery.
July 21, 2023 at 6:43 PM
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a prompt that reads, "draw a bird and share your art," that was a nearly blank white page with bird claws at the bottom and an eye and beak towards the top. now there are two twitter birds, one at the top with the eyes and beak incorporated, and another at the bottom with the feet incorporated. the top twitter bird is in the beak of a large terror bird coming in from the right of the page, and the beak is piercing its side. the bottom twitter bird has had its head torn off by a second terror bird that is coming in from the left of the page.
July 19, 2023 at 6:36 AM
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Goddamn, AI better at understanding the situation than this
A screenshot of chat gpt saying, "The phrase "see a bug, fix a bug" is a commonly used term in software development that emphasizes the proactive approach to addressing problems as they are identified. It can be an appropriate way to address this issue if your audience is technically oriented, but it may not fully convey the seriousness of the issue at hand. Addressing hate speech or offensive slurs is a sensitive topic, and it's important to show your audience that you're treating it with the gravity it deserves. While "see a bug, fix a bug" communicates the problem has been addressed, it might come off as somewhat dismissive, making light of a serious issue."
July 14, 2023 at 5:17 AM
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reskeet with a banger pic of you

(work changing room edition)
July 12, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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facts
a blurry picture of my mason jar half full of garlic cloves in honey
July 11, 2023 at 12:36 AM
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Yeah took this and this and played with picsart whenever I had downtime today to turn it into that
the skankin' pickle band logo with a pickle in sunglasses, checkered shorts, and waffle stompers skanking inside the band name with skankin' written in a downward curving arc above the dancing pickle and pickle in an upward curving arc underneath A white background with a green outline of a smiling cartoon penis and testicles that has arms raised to either side and both large cartoon hands holding up number one
July 11, 2023 at 12:03 AM
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Haha, I gotchu
a logo similar to that of the ska band skankin' pickle, but instead it is a pickle colored penis skanking in the middle of the logo and says skankin' penis
July 10, 2023 at 11:49 PM
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or maybe because you are a big natural egg?
bryce's profile pic is of sealab 2021 episode robot really in which a mouse in a glass covered cockpit is where the top of captain murphy's head should be, driving him around like a robot. here, this image of captain murphy's head with the mouse pilot is in the shape of an egg, being cradled like a baby by a pretty brown skinned person who is gazing down at the egg lovingly.
July 9, 2023 at 9:12 PM
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the sickos meme, but the person in the window is wearing an astronaut helmet
July 8, 2023 at 11:35 PM
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Little known fact, it was actually a team
movie poster for cocaine bears, with bears painted out in blood spatter and a dusting of cocaine across the background. in the foreground there are three cute cartoon bears with white bellies, a green one with an image of a tightly rolled dollar bill on their tummy, a blue one with an image of a razor blade on their tummy, and a purple one with an image of a baggie, mound, and two lines of cocaine on their belly.
July 8, 2023 at 12:51 AM
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🎵 281, e-g-g, m-a-n-s
Hit Bryce Bryce up on the low, 'cause Bryce Bryce about to blow
Before I iced up my whole shell, before my eggcup was pure steel 🎶
a view from the back of the stage at a hip hop concert. on the stage is a diamond and pearl encrusted faberge egg wearing a backwards flat brimmed baseball cap with trill written on it. the egg is in a silver egg cup and the egg cup is standing on three golden chicken feet.
July 7, 2023 at 8:45 PM
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I made something similar for twitter a couple years ago
the jolly green giant standing on rolling green hills, but with large breasts and their right breast is spilling out over the top of their toga
July 7, 2023 at 7:10 PM
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the grimace cannot be killed, just milked for shakes
grimace with tubes attached to him sitting up in one of the pods from the matrix filled with purple fluid and holding a grimace birthday shake
July 6, 2023 at 10:45 PM
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dog president is sitting at it's desk in the oval office with a jug of antifreeze on the desk and looking down with a tinge of regret at the hideous commander biden creature laying on the rug having just drunk from the dog bowl of antifreeze placed next to it, but also knowing that this is what it must do to spare humanity and bluesky from the creature's unadulterated evil
July 6, 2023 at 4:26 AM
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July 6, 2023 at 2:25 AM
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nocontroller with the devil playing guitar in a pit of flames reflected in his sunglasses
July 6, 2023 at 2:10 AM
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Using a mutual's following list to find my other friends
Zheng zhong's 17th century painting: Searching the Mountain for Demons, in which Erlang is carrying a sword out looking for trouble causing demons, one of his companions carries a bow, and the other is reading to them from a scroll
July 5, 2023 at 6:43 AM
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george, ralph, and lizzie from rampage on the three towers of the world trade center just before they knock them into rubble and eat the people
July 4, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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July 4, 2023 at 8:39 AM
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Chris Hemsworth wondering where the Chris Pratt he was keeping in the well has gotten off to
chris hemsworth holding his chin in confusion as he had imprisoned chris pratt in a well and chris pratt has somehow escaped
July 4, 2023 at 6:51 AM
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pine as baba yaga flying in her kettle in front of her chicken-legged cabin
July 4, 2023 at 6:06 AM