Ali
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Not even a little interesting.
She/They
She/They
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Dr Caelan Conrad’s Pocket Bussymancy guide
July 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Dr Caelan Conrad’s Pocket Bussymancy guide
Love when you try to look up something that's wrong with you and literally every result is like "this has never happened to anyone before ever get HELP"
July 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Love when you try to look up something that's wrong with you and literally every result is like "this has never happened to anyone before ever get HELP"
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take me down to the orc city where the grass is green and the girls are green as well
July 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
take me down to the orc city where the grass is green and the girls are green as well
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Find it very odd when people from like... two towns over go on world tours
July 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Find it very odd when people from like... two towns over go on world tours
Gonna try to use this to keep track of the like.... two thoughts I have so let's see if I stick with it
July 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Gonna try to use this to keep track of the like.... two thoughts I have so let's see if I stick with it
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Big fan of democracy but we'll have to admit it's an L of historic proportions to get subverted and destroyed not by some strategic genius but by possibly the dumbest man on earth
July 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Big fan of democracy but we'll have to admit it's an L of historic proportions to get subverted and destroyed not by some strategic genius but by possibly the dumbest man on earth
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Everyone thinks they're too cool to wear a giant ridiculous hat and dress like a little Amish boy all summer, but which one of us didn't get a single sunburn? I bet you feel so stupid in your normal clothes a human would wear.
July 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Everyone thinks they're too cool to wear a giant ridiculous hat and dress like a little Amish boy all summer, but which one of us didn't get a single sunburn? I bet you feel so stupid in your normal clothes a human would wear.
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![4-panel comic. (1) [Person 2 with white hat stands behind Person 1 who is seated at desk with laptop] PERSON 1: I’m ranked 7,145,000th globally on this chess platform. It’s hard to be ranked that low in *any* activity. (2) PERSON 1: Few pastimes even *have* 7 million rated players. Until the internet, it wasn’t really possible. You could be this bad, but only unofficially. (3) PERSON 1: So in a sense, I’m worse at chess than anyone was at *anything* for most of human history. PERSON 2: Why are you still doing it? (4) PERSON 1: Well, no human has ever had this many friends to play with. PERSON 2: That person is calling you some very obscene names. PERSON 1: Our friendship is complicated.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreibttiz6nmqpook66kcfxofvchkxnjfuc3n5gthpsjnj6wyhmnz27q@jpeg)
July 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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I’m half skeleton on my in’s side
July 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m half skeleton on my in’s side