'Mum I won't hear you say 'What's wrong with Bisto?' this year.' I am creasing!

'My feeling is instead of doing loads of shit half arsed we fucking nail these eight dishes' Didn't realise Gordon Ramsey was coming to my house...

Hope you feel better soon 💖 sending so much love

Dolce Hera also wished me happy birthday on the other app this cementing her as my Montesong winner

Sometimes life reminds you you're deserving of staying around and tonight was just that.

There was a time when I didn't think I'd make it to 16 or 26 and now I'm staring down the barrel of 36.

Years of waiting in virtual queues for gig tickets trained me for this

Update: I actually have a test booked for March now! Whether I sit it sooner, later or then will depend on how lessons and practice keep going. Had to get up at 6am and sit in a queue of 8000+ to book it mind...

I also feel this about 'O Jardim': beautiful song to listen to, just doesn't pack a punch in a contest.

All this actually means is I'm waiting for any driving tests in my city to actually materialise